My friend Rilee has a 100% successful pickup line

**Sera** · 2010-01-07 00:26

That she uses to get laid on the regular. According to her, it has NEVER failed her.

Spoiler: show

Would this work on you, fellas? What say you spam?

Also, while walking around Boston when we visited this week, she was approached by a fake Ben Franklin who then proceeded to give her a great line

"Hello Ladies! I'm BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!"

**Shiroikage** · 2010-01-07 00:27

I don't kiss on the first date.

**Sera** · 2010-01-07 00:28

Well Shiro, you're so old fashioned... I think it has something to do with the shirts.

**Charismatic** · 2010-01-07 00:28

'she' 'pickup line'

She's either ugly or fat, which is it?

**Sera** · 2010-01-07 00:28

She's a little chubby but pretty, and hilarious

**Sera** · 2010-01-07 00:29

And Chari, as much as I love you honey, let's not act like you're the pick of the litter :/ don't get snarky

**Shiroikage** · 2010-01-07 00:31

dayum

**Charismatic** · 2010-01-07 00:31

Opinions.
I get mine just fine so I can't be too bad.

**zoobernut** · 2010-01-07 00:32

He does have a point though, most girls can use the pickup line "Hi" and it will get them a little somethin' somethin'.

But to answer your question yes that would work. Super Troopers is an awesome movie and I would love to watch it with you.

**Mertron** · 2010-01-07 00:32

I ask women to watch Super Troopers with me all the time and I just get pepper sprayed.

**Mertron** · 2010-01-07 00:33

People probably think thats a joke but I know the eye-burning feeling very well.

**Shiroikage** · 2010-01-07 00:34

Is it like the time I touched a tiger salamander and rubbed my eyes?

**Cantih** · 2010-01-07 00:34

Originally Posted by Sera

She's a little chubby but pretty, and hilarious

It depends how much, and I'm not a huge broken lizard fan, but yeah, it'd likely work.

**Shiroikage** · 2010-01-07 00:35

Some sort of toxic newt, not a salamander, derp.

**Mertron** · 2010-01-07 00:36

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

Is it like the time I touched a tiger salamander and rubbed my eyes?

A friend had her bottle of spray bust open in her purse, so as a joke I took the actual liquid and rubbed it directly into both my eyes.

That was the end of the night.

**Shiroikage** · 2010-01-07 00:37

Yeah, I'd expect it would be.

**Sera** · 2010-01-07 00:37

Originally Posted by Mertron

I ask women to watch Super Troopers with me all the time and I just get pepper sprayed.

i would never pepper spray you merty

i might handcuff you though. you know, in the spirit of the movie, since it IS super troopers after all.

**Mertron** · 2010-01-07 00:39

I've been handcuffed before.

Was pretty lame honestly, these hands were made for molesting.

**Mertron** · 2010-01-07 00:40

Don't tell my boss I used the word molest.

**richardd** · 2010-01-07 00:40

i love chubby girls, just sayin'

but that shit wouldnt work on me. sense of humor turns me on way more than looks and for that line NOT to work on me is saying something. not that im a man whore or anything but cmon. more eff0rtz

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