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    Rainbow Dash was here,
    Applejack is a silly filly.

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    Begging your daughter to become a whore

    Seriously, who the fuck names their daughter shit like Chastity?

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    Rainbow Dash was here,
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    Fucking begging for that little tramp to become a whore. All of her highschool classmates are going to love you for naming her that.

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    Rainbow Dash was here,
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    Missy/Missi is also a terrible fucking name

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    I knew a girl named Muffin

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    That was her given name, yes, and she was black you racist prick

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    The God Damn Kuno
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    Was she fat?

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    she was short and skinny and beat up a really fat puetro rican girl

    that is how i know her, teachers screamin' her name

    "MUFFIN STOP"

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    Muffins top?

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    I would prefer not to.
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    i once knew a girl named athena

    all i can tell you is she was lousy in bed and she stalked me for a month

    she was pretty whoreish

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    Athena is pretty badass, I almost bought a bust of Athena to worship jokingly

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    then it was very expensive and it wasn't worth it (i had a friend go on a tirade about how the greeks were sinners for polytheism and i found it hilarious and didn't let it go forever)

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    actually i think i just went down to the courthouse and got our friendship annulled some point after that

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    Rainbow Dash was here,
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    I want this to become a list of names that turn daughters to whores

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    Chastity
    Missi
    Chrissi

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    Rainbow Dash was here,
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    Anything that ends in an i

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    Rainbow Dash was here,
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    What the fuck, I just made this thread and it's already #2 on google results for daughter whore name.

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    its the $3000

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    party van will be making an appearance somewhere today

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    The Fucking Voice of Actually
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    Naming them after a precious gemstone.

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    Except maybe Pearl. When I hear pearl, I think of short frumpy aunts.

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