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    Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters


    The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Sweden collapsed beneath a group of 20 members of the weight loss programme who were gathered for a meeting.


    As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in Växjö, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble, according to a report in The Local, Sweden's English-language newspaper.

    "We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air.

    "The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls," one Weight Watchers participant told the Smålandsposten newspaper.

    Soon, the fault lines spread around the room, and other sections of the floor gave way.

    Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured and managed to move the scales to the corridor, which was not damaged in the accident, and were able to complete their weekly weigh in.

    The cause of the floor's collapse remains under investigation.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...r-dieters.html

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    Wait for it, wait for it... who's going to be first to bite I wonder?

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    The cause of the floor's collapse remains under investigation.

    ...

    ... ...

    *snicker*

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    lol swedish building codes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuri-G View Post
    The cause of the floor's collapse remains under investigation.

    ...

    ... ...

    *snicker*
    That's the best part, lol.

    Should keep the morale high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayareira View Post
    That's the best part, lol.

    Should keep the morale high.
    it's almost like the writer was fully aware of the irony here and said that on purpose... I wonder if he didn't.

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    Clearly the building collapse was caused by an earthquake and unreinforced concrete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    Clearly the building collapse was caused by an earthquake and unreinforced concrete.
    Man, I feel bad for Wyclef. I believe he's also the Goodwill Ambassador to Weight Watchers. That man has a lot of work ahead of him.

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    I really like how they saved the scales and continued their weight watchers meeting in the hallway, that is dedication!

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    I think that this is so easy to make fun of that noone is doing it. Its very strange.

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    Why do I think the floor collapsed because SOMEONE prescribed a bunch of Wii Fits?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kryssan View Post
    Wait for it, wait for it... who's going to be first to bite I wonder?
    don't you mean, weight for it....weight for it....

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    I think no one is making fun of it because we all can understand the gravity of the situation.

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    This is waay too heavy for me to take in.

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    The cause of the floor's collapse remains under investigation.
    Oh irony, thy name is Sweden.

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    Delicious irony

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    the replies in this thread just made my day

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    It's a good thing they all didn't ride the elevator at the same time.

    hmm thinking about it, they probably took the stairs

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    I guess Sweden was glad no weight was.... dropped. Yeaaaaah /sunglasses

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    I think this qualifies as breaking news.

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