Confessions of a shopaholic is an inspiring tale

**Ryko** · 2010-01-21 03:34

that imparts on us all and important lesson:

That through a hard work and determination, even a rich white girl can have money too.

**Krye** · 2010-01-21 03:36

Ryko tell me why I only feel real when I'm in pain

**Ryko** · 2010-01-21 03:37

Well you couldn't possibly be shinji ikari because you wouldnt puss out on railing a fucking bangin 14 year old redhead.

**Ryko** · 2010-01-21 03:38

So i don't know.

**Krye** · 2010-01-21 03:44

Ryko I pussed out on railing a 14 year old bangin blonde, I left the room and cried about how terrible of a person I am

**Ryko** · 2010-01-21 03:47

Ah, so you are shinji.

**Ryko** · 2010-01-21 03:47

You fucking faggot prick.

**Krye** · 2010-01-21 03:49

I also masturbate on sleeping girls, so I guess me being Shinji isn't much of a stretch

**Ryko** · 2010-01-21 03:52

See, that part I can accept and even applaud you for.

**Ryko** · 2010-01-21 04:05

Being freaked out about it after however is a bitch move

**Kuya** · 2010-01-21 04:39

Ryko, beckwin hates yahtzee.

**Kuya** · 2010-01-21 04:39

And rich white girls are a threat to our economy.

**Krye** · 2010-01-21 04:50

My dick is a threat to your ass

**Kuya** · 2010-01-21 05:16

It really is.

**Colenzo** · 2010-01-21 06:32

I've actually beat off on a girl that was sleeping before.

**Krye** · 2010-01-21 06:38

I have done this to several girls.

**Colenzo** · 2010-01-21 06:56

you're a bad ass

**Krye** · 2010-01-21 07:21

This one girl called me the next day and told me that she wasn't really passed out while I was molesting her, and then her friend got on the phone and bitched me out because I had been molesting her friend on her bed so she had to change her sheets because she had a blacklight that shines right onto her bed. That entire situation was one of the biggest hints towards the fact that I can do anything and get away with it. I really did feel invulnerable growing up. I truly believed that if I wanted something bad enough, if I willed it to happen, then it would happen. That nothing bad could ever happen to me and the universe would bend to serve me.

**Colenzo** · 2010-01-21 07:24

what if a nigger broke into your house and cut your leg off?

**Krye** · 2010-01-21 07:25

What's the point of arguing impossible hypotheticals?

That's like asking, "What if Colenzo lost weight and stopped being a retarded worthless fuck"

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