5. Receipts - Do I really need a receipt for $5 coffee? What am I going to do? Return it?
4. Coupons - I can get 60 cents off my purchase of granola bars? Holy shit.
3. Debit Cards - Money should be kept in a roll with an elastic band, not on some magic card. And there's always that guy who takes 40 minutes with the debit machine. Pay cash, problem solved.
2. Change - Do me a favor keep my 63 cents in change.
1. Dividing up the bill - "Um excuse miss, do you mind dividing this bill up ten ways?" Stop being a baby and play credit card roulette.
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