Two footlong meatball sandwiches and I drank some chocolate milk
Two footlong meatball sandwiches and I drank some chocolate milk
When our orders were being prepared, my friend asked, "Why is the American cheese white?" and then after a moment of silent contemplation he said, "Ohhh..."
I got some fries at BK.
When we left, I spat on a fat lady's car.
I've got some Big Kock for you
Oh god, it's happened.
You've finally fallen off.
cock and balls
all in the same thread
I didn't sell out, son. I bought in.
Wah wah wah
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I GOT TWO FOOTLONG MEATBALL SANDWICHES AND CHOCOLATE MILK AND ALL YOU GOT WAS SHITTY BK FRIES
that's a lot of balls. You're gonna get fat as me.
tons
Jesus Christ it's almost 10 hours after I ate and I'm still not hungry I remember high school mornings I would steal 5 or 6 hot pockets from the lunchline and like 2 gatorades plus my free chocolate milk and apple juice and sausage mcmuffin shit cause of financial aid and I would be so hungry by the time lunch came around that my stomach would be growling and it would hurt and then I'd eat my free lunch plus the five chicken burgers and gatorades that I would steal and then I'd be starving again by the time school let out and I'd come home and make a cheap little dollar pizza and a bowl of spaghetti o's mixed with a bowl of raviolis and I'd make a sandwich with like five pieces of ham and five pieces of cheese and I'd dip the sandwich in the spaghetti o's and then I'd have like a soda a glass of milk and a glass of juice I could never satisfy my hunger I've ate a whole Little Caeser's pizza and bread sticks all to myself I've had five double cheeseburgers or how about the time when I ate ten tacos from Jack in the Box and didn't feel even a bit full how could I possibly be reduced to a man that is satisfied with one meal a day no wonder I've fallen off I can't even force myself to intake fuel to convert to manergy
Haha I remember the time I ate a party size popcorn chicken dipped in barbecue sauce from KFC on the condition that I would henceforth be able to say there is a party in my pants
lol....
Holy shit, Ravioli and Spaghetti-Os mixed together sounds so tits.