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    I Just Ate

    Two footlong meatball sandwiches and I drank some chocolate milk

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    When our orders were being prepared, my friend asked, "Why is the American cheese white?" and then after a moment of silent contemplation he said, "Ohhh..."

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    I got some fries at BK.

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    When we left, I spat on a fat lady's car.

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    I've got some Big Kock for you

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Oh god, it's happened.

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    You've finally fallen off.

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    cock and balls

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    all in the same thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    You've finally fallen off.
    You're only a couple years late to the party

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    I didn't sell out, son. I bought in.

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Wah wah wah

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    YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I GOT TWO FOOTLONG MEATBALL SANDWICHES AND CHOCOLATE MILK AND ALL YOU GOT WAS SHITTY BK FRIES

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    that's a lot of balls. You're gonna get fat as me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    that's a lot of balls. You're gonna get fat as me.
    have you eaten more than your share of footlongs and balls?

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    tons

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    Jesus Christ it's almost 10 hours after I ate and I'm still not hungry I remember high school mornings I would steal 5 or 6 hot pockets from the lunchline and like 2 gatorades plus my free chocolate milk and apple juice and sausage mcmuffin shit cause of financial aid and I would be so hungry by the time lunch came around that my stomach would be growling and it would hurt and then I'd eat my free lunch plus the five chicken burgers and gatorades that I would steal and then I'd be starving again by the time school let out and I'd come home and make a cheap little dollar pizza and a bowl of spaghetti o's mixed with a bowl of raviolis and I'd make a sandwich with like five pieces of ham and five pieces of cheese and I'd dip the sandwich in the spaghetti o's and then I'd have like a soda a glass of milk and a glass of juice I could never satisfy my hunger I've ate a whole Little Caeser's pizza and bread sticks all to myself I've had five double cheeseburgers or how about the time when I ate ten tacos from Jack in the Box and didn't feel even a bit full how could I possibly be reduced to a man that is satisfied with one meal a day no wonder I've fallen off I can't even force myself to intake fuel to convert to manergy

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    Haha I remember the time I ate a party size popcorn chicken dipped in barbecue sauce from KFC on the condition that I would henceforth be able to say there is a party in my pants

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    lol....

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Holy shit, Ravioli and Spaghetti-Os mixed together sounds so tits.

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