Hipster Puppies / lolscene

[Vuitton]

http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/

Some of the quotes are pretty hilarious. Living in Portland, I hear these things being said on a daily basis. Its scary how accurate this site mocks hipsters.

[Doombear]

Holy shit yes. And, also living in Portland, Holy shit yes + 1. Every time I see a GD pug....

[Vuitton]

Holy shit yes. And, also living in Portland... Holy shit yes + 1.

"trigger says the words “bike culture” out loud at least once a day"

I hear "bike culture" at least 10 times a day from various people. Its insane.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...0fx9o1_500.jpg
otis clicked around the american apparel “best butt” competition from the time he got back from lunch break until the time he went home

[ozz]

bike culture made it to the front page of the newspaper in gainesville today...it's spreading!

[Trichocyst]

This is hysterical and amazing. Sometimes I love that I went to art school to be a hipster dbag.

"punky figured his student loan money would be better spent on a vintage cr78 drum machine he found on ebay"

[Vuitton]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...0fx9o1_500.jpg

after studying the panda bear album, kafka has suddenly gotten really into tropicália. his friends haven’t the heart to tell him he’s mispronouncing caetano veloso’s name

[Cyn]

Is it strange at all to be really into indie music and still find hipsters terribly annoying?

[Vuitton]

Is it strange at all to be really into indie music and still find hipsters terribly annoying?

I think its perfectly natural to find douche bags annoying.

[Chicomagiko]

Is it strange at all to be really into indie music and still find hipsters terribly annoying?

Not at all. I find myself in a similar situation.

[Trichocyst]

Is it strange at all to be really into indie music and still find hipsters terribly annoying?

Not at all. I have been listening to indie music for a decade, survived four years of art school, and routinely make fun of hipsters as much as possible. My girlfriend and I see a lot of indie shows and half the fun is usually making fun of the hipsters (among others) and the poser hipsters. Philadelphia has a great scene for that. Hopefully it's a phase of life people grow out of.

Ha. Just realized my avatar is Ted Leo. Indie rock in this thread.

[Doombear]

So wut then... we are all Anti-Hipster Dbags?

"ari stayed up all night drinking beer and playing old 7”s, so he’s gonna have to sit out this month’s critical mass"

L O L

[Caiyuo]

That's great. lol

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how did this dog get lumped in? He is literally hip and coooool.

[Stilzkin]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx...0fx9o1_500.jpg

after studying the panda bear album, kafka has suddenly gotten really into tropicália. his friends haven’t the heart to tell him he’s mispronouncing caetano veloso’s name

so how do you say that name?

[Warudo Ecksu]

I must be getting old cuz I don't know what a hipster is

[BerenTebogo]

I've gone out of my way for years to shelter myself from this type of pretentious stupidity so almost all of these references are lost on me.

I assume this is mainly mocking people who think it's cool to sit in coffee shops on their macbooks writing poetry while wearing prescription-less glasses and ear-gauges?

If so, I approve vehemently.

[Trichocyst]

I assume this is mainly mocking people who think it's cool to sit in coffee shops on their macbooks writing poetry while wearing prescription-less glasses and ear-gauges?

That and so much more.

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When camp isn't really camp at all.

[BerenTebogo]

There are no words.

[Trichocyst]

Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as "complicated." (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money - and spends a great deal of it to look like they don't have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes (Parliaments, Kamel Reds, Lucky Strikes, etc.), and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by "Penny Lane," "Eleanor Rigby," etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.

On the money.

[Cyn]

ED has a mildly amusing page on hipsters.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hipster

[BerenTebogo]

I have a mohawk and many tattoos. Ashamed to have anything in common with that description.