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  1. 2010-02-09 19:16 #1
    Atreides
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    what do you do when you find your childhood friends on facebook and they're hot now

    like, model hot

    happened 4 times in the past 2 months, and of course all of them are fucking married now so fuck that
  2. 2010-02-09 19:17 #2
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    go bro'in with them and suck their dick when they're drunk


    seems to work in the movies anyways
  3. 2010-02-09 19:18 #3
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    Jerk off while looking at their pic.
  4. 2010-02-09 19:20 #4
    Atreides
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    also hot people should not have their god damn profiles set to private
  5. 2010-02-09 19:26 #5
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    Find some embarrasing pics of olde and blackmail them, but really you should find rich bitches not hot bitches.

    What was it? Make money, fuck bitches?
  6. 2010-02-09 19:29 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    like, model hot

    happened 4 times in the past 2 months, and of course all of them are fucking married now so fuck that
    grab your monitor and hold it in your arms and fall to your knees and scream WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  7. 2010-02-09 19:32 #7
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    what colenzo said...

    there has been a few bitches i turned down way back when, I look at them now and be like damnit...
  8. 2010-02-09 19:47 #8
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    tbh, they probably would've stayed ugly duckling if you went with em. It's because you struck them down that made them more powerful than you can imagine.
  9. 2010-02-09 19:51 #9
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    this^

    my dad told me about some chick who used to be hella into him; my dad wasn't even too popular growing up but was into art bigtime from day 1

    anyway this chick dug him and he snubbed her kinda and she disappeared one summer and came back from NY or wherever and was different

    a little colder, a little hotter and not into him anymore
  10. 2010-02-09 19:53 #10
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    i was sad when all of the guys i had crushes on growing up turned out ugly/fat before they hit 25
  11. 2010-02-09 20:03 #11
    Howard Roark
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    before? how is that even possible
  12. 2010-02-10 00:04 #12
    Ryko
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    Sup
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