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    BG Wire: Killer Whale Eats Female Trainer in SeaWorld

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/02/24/kil...ex.html?hpt=T1

    "The trainer was explaining different things about the whale, and then the trainer that was down there walked away from the window. Then [the whale] took off really fast in the tank, and he came back, shot up in the air, grabbed the trainer by the waist and started thrashing [her] around," Biniak said.

    Guest David Dalton told CNN affiliate WFTV, "All of the sudden, out of nowhere, two of the bigger whales just kind of flipped out, going as fast as they could in the water."

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    Mother fuckers put proper thread titles, seriously.

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    Well it was a.....


    killer whale.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Is it just me or is that THE worst written article on CNN? I feel like there's 3 different whale incidents going on.

    Either: she fell in the tank and was injured by a whale OR

    A whale came up really fast and grabbed her and swung her back n' forth

    OR something about two whales


    I think the slip and fall in the first part of the article is referring to the 1991 incident or something, but seriously wtf...




    Ontopic-wise no matter how it happened that's some crazy shit, I wonder what they're going to do with the whale considering it's history..

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    that's not funny my brother died that way

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    the quote is supposedly from a eye witness, slip-and-fell is the official statement by SeaWorld

    so either you are a conspiracy theorist or a people-are-stupid-or-they-lie type conformist (for lack of a better word)

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    Hm I thought it was impossible for a whale to eat a human because of their small throats.

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    From what I gather, she wasn't exactly eaten, but maybe chewed on and drowned after getting caught in the whale's teeth.

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    somehow I read this as "whale eats fat whale of a female." but then I realized I was being silly, fat people can't be whale trainers, duh.

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    I clicked on the site, thought there was video, then was disappointed.

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    oh I wish. that would make my day.

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    whale had a history of biting, thrashing, and attempting drown (not eating) anyone in that entered his tank.

    17ton smart whale that can emo/rage when at random is a good attraction. Its like rednecks going to an airshow hoping for planes to crash.

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    Oh god. Horiatio did me in. I saw this earlier, its like the perfect example of irony.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GRT View Post
    the quote is supposedly from a eye witness, slip-and-fell is the official statement by SeaWorld

    so either you are a conspiracy theorist or a people-are-stupid-or-they-lie type conformist (for lack of a better word)
    OR I was just someone trying to figure out wtf was going on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
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    Had to be done. I'm sorry.
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    I posted that before :\

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    you didnt have enough " YYEEEEEAAAAHHH!"

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    FUCK YOU WHALE

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