I'm drunk texting spam so I don't wake anyone up. What's up BG?
I'm drunk texting spam so I don't wake anyone up. What's up BG?
No, for real. I have a drunk black guy passed out on my couch and a hot chick in my bed.. I'm on BG.
Tell me why I am getting feedback through my headphones when I click and drag things with my mouse it is so irritating and I don't know what to do
I don't even know. I had that problem when I used XP on my old PC. No fucking clue broski.
We drank like 2 fifths between three people. I drank the last quarter of a fifth of vodka and some bitch drink which was most fruity and delicious. I love how I have good grammar as a drunk mess. This is wonderful.
blaccccck guuuuuy onnnnn couuuuch
who gives a shit? where's the proof of the hot chick in your bed?
That is not even a lot of alcohol c'mon
At least you don't typo every other word and blame it on being drunk
I remember the first time I typed when I was drunk I was like I AM SO SMASHED WHY CAN I STILL TYPE COMPLETELY FINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE and I'm not sure cause this was hella years ago but I think I might have alternated between typing completely fine and just smashing my hands on the keyboard randomly god when I was a kid I use to drink cups full of hard alcohol like it was fucking water and now I can barely choke down shots with chaser it's like I went through some kind of reverse puberty
This girl is going to sleep and piss in your bed and then leave
She pretty much lives with me. Its the girl that everyone is like "OMGAWD SO HOT!" when ever I post pics of us at the club or w/e. She has like... keys to my house and whatnot. She lives far, far away and works like 1 mile away from my house. So she just stays here when she has to work. S'all gravy though.
This is so weird. I feel like I've been on Nitrous; that shit at the dentist office. This drunk feels the EXACT same as that shit.. Also, I smell gas. I hope my stove isn't leaking... That'd stuck.
So when I call you Senogay I'm hitting the bull's eye
repost the pics of this girl
you don't have to say it's for BG. Just snap a quick one or something another. HAVE SOME TACT ABOUT IT MAN. THE TACT.
I dunno. Honestly if I were gay I don't think I'd have a problem with it so if you're trying to troll me you're going to have to try a lot harder than that. I don't really have a problem with the gays. On the other hand, I do like the titties. Girls are hot/cute/all that jazz. True story.