Here in NJ, we have a thing called dreams and goals

[Mertron]

NJ Woman Attempting to become world's fattest lady

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/n...WiCg3yjEWaxx9N

Supersize me, please.

A New Jersey woman who already weighs a whopping 600 pounds is on a mission to double her girth in a bid to become the world's fattest woman.

Donna Simpson, 42, who lives in Old Bridge, said she has her sights on reaching the 1,000-pound mark over the next two years.

"My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go," she told London's Daily Mail in an interview published today. "I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite."

Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter.

Simpson, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, said she gobbles up lots of fast food like hamburgers and french fries. She also said she moves as little as possible each day in order to keep on the pounds.

To reach her goal, Simpson said she's been eating up to 12,000 calories a day -- although the average woman should only consume 2,000.

To pay for her gigantic $750-a-week food bill, Simpson runs a Web site where men pay her to watch her eat.

"I love eating and people love watching me eat,' she told the British newspaper. "It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."

Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record as the fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 to her daughter Jacqueline when she weighed 532 pounds.

"I'd love to be 1,000 pounds," said Simpson. "It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down."

Simpson said her boyfriend Philippe, 49, has encouraged her to eat more -- even though he only weighs 150 pounds.

"I think he'd like it if I was bigger," she added. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

awww baby you know how i like it

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010...7--500x380.jpg

possibly nsfl

Spoiler: show

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010...2--350x600.jpg

[Mertron]

shoot for the stars, baby

[Mizango]

You go Snookie.

[Shiroikage]

what

[Mertron]

thats the next town over from me

perhaps being single is a good thing

[Tajin]

It all makes sense now

[Mizango]

Bet she's a TX transplant.

[Ksandra]

good to know no matter how fat I am, there's always someone fatter.

[Mertron]

holy fuck i missed this gem on my first read

To pay for her gigantic $750-a-week food bill, Simpson runs a Web site where men pay her to watch her eat.

[Not Kuno]

good to know no matter how fat I am, there's always someone fatter.

yeah but shes only fatter by like 10 pounds

[Mizango]

holy fuck i missed this gem on my first read

To pay for her gigantic $750-a-week food bill, Simpson runs a Web site where men pay her to watch her eat.

.........

yeah but shes only fatter by like 10 pounds

HAHA

[Mizango]

Keep updating, youre making my FB job easy.

[Orden]

Keep updating, youre making my FB job easy.

Mertron, your sig. where is go source?

[Mertron]

harkavagrant.com

thanks to shiro for it

[Mertron]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1...mestrouble.jpg

[Orden]

harkavagrant.com

thanks to shiro for it

http://www.marshallfoundation.org/im...21-TanksLG.jpg

[Mertron]

are you declaring war

do you not realize the greatest human shield ever lives in NJ?

do your worst

[Shiroikage]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1...mestrouble.jpg

oh god, lol, this makes me smile every time

[Ksandra]

yeah but shes only fatter by like 10 pounds

;_;

[Orden]

are you declaring war

do you not realize the greatest human shield ever lives in NJ?

do your worst

"Thanks" without the 'h.'

Also, when I saw this thread I thought of this post in the FFXIV section:

I want to make a 860 pound immobile bitch who just sits in FFXIV's version of Aery all day eating raw cookie dough and watching soap operas all day, until FFXIV's version of Fafhogg pops.

Then she can tank.