So today this lady passes me in the office

[Ryko]

and she's got dat ass, she's standing there for a good minute or so as i'm sitting there stapling bullshit and after about 30 seconds I realized I was making the dat ass face without really thinking about it.

[Blarg]

how does it feel to harass an innocent lady with your eyes

[Ryko]

feels good, man

[Blarg]

might as well just assault her with your penis

[Ryko]

I didn't want to risk it near the stapler

[Akanei]

I want a day where shades just spontaneously appear on my face during a dat ass.

[Conrad]

I want a day where shades just spontaneously appear on my face during a dat ass.

I wear transition lenses, so this is entirely possible for me.

[Colenzo]

I wear transition lenses, so this is entirely possible for me.

how are those? those things look pretty high tech

[Conrad]

You don't even notice they've changed until you walk indoors and everything is dark. Does help a lot with glare though, I like them.

[Colenzo]

how long do they take to adjust from outside > inside ?

[Ryko]

No but seriously this woman's proportions are retarded. B-C chest, I cant really tell, normal waist then BADOW

[Conrad]

Less than a minute, though it's gradual and dependent on the intensity of the sunlight

[Colenzo]

Less than a minute, though it's gradual and dependent on the intensity of the sunlight

Sounds pretty fucking cool, I will have to get some of these if I ever have to wear glasses.

[Seanr]

I wear transition lenses, so this is entirely possible for me.

What you gotta do when you see Datass is look towards the sunlight and make datass face..