Food As Motivation To Masturbate

[Krye]

I'm so hungry, but I want to jack off so badly, but it always take me so long to find porn that's good enough, so I'm going to go put some food in the microwave and come back and I think my desire to eat might lower my standards cross your fingers guys let's hope this works

[Krye]

I can never sleep unless I'm so tired that I'm about to pass out, and I can't sleep unless I jack off, but once I'm that tired it becomes such a chore to masturbate, it's such a bothersome business

[Shiroikage]

is it sexy food?

[Krye]

Ever since you fags made me watch A Scanner Darkly I've started feeling all fucked up again unable to think right now I have that fucking crushing weight in my head that I only got from ecstasy hangovers you've made me scared and anxious I keep worrying that the drugs fucked me up permanently even though I feel better than ever and all signs indicate that I've recovered from that terrible disease of drug addiction I hate you I hate the emotions you're forcing me to confront

[Krye]

Food in the microwave.

[Krye]

Numbers why don't you like big boobs on tiny girls?

[Krye]

Finished in 20 minutes.

I want you all to know that I took no pleasure in this exercise, it did not feel good even for a moment.

[#686578]

Numbers why don't you like big boobs on tiny girls?

It's not that I dont like big boobs on tiny girls, I just dont like disgusting boobs on any girls

It just so happens big boobs tend to be pretty awful

[Howard Roark]

Ever since you fags made me watch A Scanner Darkly I've started feeling all fucked up again unable to think right now I have that fucking crushing weight in my head that I only got from ecstasy hangovers you've made me scared and anxious I keep worrying that the drugs fucked me up permanently even though I feel better than ever and all signs indicate that I've recovered from that terrible disease of drug addiction I hate you I hate the emotions you're forcing me to confront

holy shit lol

[thebearofscience]

masturbate on your food, then continue to masturbate as you eat your food

[thebearofscience]

how did a scanner darkly fuck you up, shit

[SilverBreeze]

It's not that I dont like big boobs on tiny girls, I just dont like disgusting boobs on any girls

It just so happens big boobs tend to be pretty awful

QFT

[Conrad]

Nah

[Lyn]

I like my small boobs.

[zoobernut]

The size of the boobs is not nearly as important as the shape and firmness. I have seen plenty of very gross small boobs and an equal amount of gross big boobs.

They need to be perky and firm and have nice nipples. All much more important factors than size.

[Conrad]

^ True. Honestly proportional size is the most important, if it fits your body that's perfect but no one wants to see a 5'10" chick rocking the As, or a 5'0" with DDs.

[#686578]

I like my small boobs.

Me too

[#686578]

The size of the boobs is not nearly as important as the shape and firmness. I have seen plenty of very gross small boobs and an equal amount of gross big boobs.

They need to be perky and firm and have nice nipples. All much more important factors than size.

That is probably true

It's sad that most of the large breasts I see are either not very shapely, firm, or are ballooned (I guess that's counts as not shapely as too)

[Colenzo]

I embrace all forms of boobs(except those really ugly boob jobs) as long as that ass is awesome.

[Ryko]

Nah

Damn, told.