Not Exaggerating

[Krye]

I forgot to post about this earlier, so here we go.

I was going with my friend to drop his girlfriend off at her dad's house across town and we stopped at Walmart because she wanted him to buy her some hair dye. She said she wanted a certain kind because some other kind didn't work as well. He looks at the ingredients and amounts of both brands and points out that they're exactly the same.

She says, "I don't believe you."

He offers to show her, to which she replies, "You can show me the boxes and I still won't believe you. Why do you always have to be right about everything, why are you so obsessed with proving me wrong?"

He tells her to stop being illogical and she says, "I know you always tell me I need to take a class on logic, but this is MY logic"

She was genuinely angry at him, so he gets pissed and refuses to buy her any hair dye and they get in a fight and he drops her off and he's stressed out for the rest of the day because he wants her to be happy.

So that's woman logic, huh? Looking the truth right in the eye and denying it?

EDIT: To clarify, she had previously asked for his help choosing hair dye, it was supposed to be a team effort.

When she got all retarded he was like, "Fine, whatever"

She bitches, "Oh, so now you're not going to help me pick?"

And he says, "No, I'm not going to buy you any at all now"

[Krye]

But then again, this is the girl that thinks she's punk or goth depending on how she dresses that day. I asked her what her thoughts on anarchy were and she said, "I don't like it, but I don't dislike it, it's just kind of there. The logo is cool though"

[Blarg]

It's not the same ok, YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!

[#686578]

I believe it

[Kyo]

What a dumb bitch.

[Kyo]

Maybe she doesnt box?

[Shiroikage]

your friend's girlfriend is majorly stunned

[Colenzo]

punch that cunt in the mouth

[Kyo]

Maybe he is dating Maxtm.

[Howard Roark]

I tell my gf to "stop acting like a woman" all the time, and refuse to engage in discussions with her when she acts like that

I WANT MY MAN TO KNOW WHAT I WANT EVEN WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT

[#686578]

lolol

[Kyo]

That reminds me howie, I really hate when bitches ask loaded questions and that bullshit women do when they want you to be wrong, just to fucking be mad at you.

[Blarg]

I seriously think the mantra that 'women are always right' is actually believed by some girls and they don't understand the reason/meaning of the saying.

[Not Kuno]

somehow this is the only not terrible krye topic.

bitches be crazy, slap em across the face to get the crazy out

[Akanei]

I tell my gf to "stop acting like a woman" all the time

If only the day when women would finally get it would come.

Sadly, that statement was a rage switch for my ex, which only lead to a worse headache, for me.

The others:

You're not making any sense.
Stop (making such a big deal out of nothing/other womanly things that defy all common sense).

[Metta]

That reminds me howie, I really hate when bitches ask loaded questions and that bullshit women do when they want you to be wrong, just to fucking be mad at you.

My girlfriend will keep annoying me all day untill i snap and then annoy her back, and then she gets mad at ME for being angry... women.

[Kyo]

Bitches, what can you do.

[#686578]

Fuck 'em

[Diamicles]

So that's woman logic, huh? Looking the truth right in the eye and denying it?

this is the correct answer

a womans logic is based on emotions, which is equivalent to dividing by zero

[Charismatic]

Maybe the other one was cheaper and it was his money.