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    I'm so jealous of girls

    They dont have any balls to randomly fondle

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    use mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    What is this shit lol

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    oooo pretty music

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    yeah but they can play with boobies all the time

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    They dont have any balls to randomly fondle
    we have boobs

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    Boobs just arent the same

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    to be fair I really don't fondle my balls much

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    round, make white stuff, come in pairs, hurt if you punch them

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    True, they are superior

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    no one like old saggy wrinkly ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    to be fair I really don't fondle my balls much
    What? You're probably wrong. I bet you just randomly fondle your balls all the time and just dont realize it.

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    Late on the boobs comment, but then again women also bleed for several days. I'll take the not bleeding and peeing standing up.

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    I don't feel the need to fondle anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyn View Post
    I don't feel the need to fondle anything.
    You would if you were a man

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    I find the urge to fondle too strong if I am not wearing any pants. But if I am I do not fondle at all.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by #686578 View Post
    Boobs just arent the same
    you're right, they're better.


    <3

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
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    I hold mine to keep them warm from time to time, or I might do the old 2-hand when I'm finishing, but really I'm probably pressing my taint more likely than not at that point

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    I find the urge to fondle too strong if I am not wearing any pants. But if I am I do not fondle at all.
    Be fair, how often are you wearing pants?

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