Wake up next to this.
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pic...de/bd_dog1.jpg
Wat do?
Wake up next to this.
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pic...de/bd_dog1.jpg
Wat do?
360 degrees and walk away
Punch it in the face and get the fuck out of there.
make sweet sweet love to it
If you wanted to make sweet love would you use skittle flavored condoms?
skirkle-flavored.
the flavor isnt much going to impact my experience
what is wrong with you, silentroy?
And I have a headache and I'm hungry but I'm going to my room mate's house for dinner in an hour.
Dammit I'm gonna have to say grace before dinner aren't I... ffs
I don't think you have the proper permits necessary to shiroface.
Linny that shiroface isn't at me is it? I know you have all the proper paperwork filled out so I will be most distressed if it is.
If it was awake I would just gtfo but if it was asleep I would probably grab its boob for a bit and then gtfo.