So I locked myself out...

[Tsutsumiko]

I'm sitting on the porch waiting for my dad to come back to he can let me in. I'm just staring down at my Spider-Man shirt when I notice a Spider-Man Balloon hung up across the street.

Apparently, they're having a birthday party for this little kid...only like 4 or 5 people. Yeah that's fine.

Then like, 10 or so people show up, all wearing Spider-Man t-shirts, one of which is carrying this MASSIVE cake shaped like Spider-man. "Okay..."

Then a guy shows up in a black truck...and out of the back jumps this guy in a Black Spider-Man outfit. He asks the dad if they're afraid of the black outfit cause he has the regular one too. He of course says "No." He rounds the corner in the back and all I hear is a bunch of kids screaming and crying.

Then a bunch of people show up and set up shop playing a ton of music...more people pour in with all these various foods and drinks.

Then a car rolls up with a girl who is a minimum of a 717...and more girls show up of the same caliber.

My neighbor, who is a retired cop, comes busting out of his house in Spider-Man garb and runs over to the party as well.

Then a girl rides up on a fucking horse and asks people who wants to ride on it...

At this point, someone sees me in the Spider-Man shirt is like "Oh hey, you. Yeah you. You're wearing a Spider-Man shirt right? Are you going to the party?" or whatever.

Just as he says that, Dad rolls up and asks me take in the groceries.





....


Ryko, how is your party going to hope to beat that?

[Ryko]

By making you change your shirt, I'm wearing a spidey shirt today.

[Tsutsumiko]

By making you change your shirt, I'm wearing a spidey shirt today.

Fuck that. I'm not changing shit.

[Mertron]

NERD FITE

[Tsutsumiko]

Especially since I'm about to leave and don't have another decent shirt at this household.

[Ryko]

Also, I told you that was my party. Bitches, black spidey, and horses. I moved a bit closer than I let on.

[Ryko]

I will hit you

[Colenzo]

I will hit you

derp