View Poll Results: Should I lie on my resume to make fucktons of money

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  • Yes, lie so you can make 125+

    4 13.79%

  • No, Dont lie and make 75 - 100k

    6 20.69%

  • Xerox my cock

    4 13.79%

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  1. 2010-04-27 19:30 #1
    Conformity
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    What should I do for my Resume

    I know how to sell, I have been doing it all my life. I am now jockeying for sales positions that pay over 100k. Which should I do?
  2. 2010-04-27 19:31 #2
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    Not wear sandals to the interview.
  3. 2010-04-27 19:31 #3
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    make more threads about it
  4. 2010-04-27 19:32 #4
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    OH I HAVE ONLY BEGUN MAH NIG
  5. 2010-04-27 19:40 #5
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    This should not even be a question
  6. 2010-04-27 19:47 #6
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    WHICH ONE OF YOU MESSED WITH MY POLL YOUR BLOOD I WILL DINE ON IN HELL AND THINGS!
  7. 2010-04-27 22:04 #7
    Conformity
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    nigga it is about getting in front of them, then I got it locked.
  8. 2010-04-27 22:07 #8
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    Well then that would entail lying which I have already done to a mild degree. I am thinking about saying fuckit and lie like 70% of it
  9. 2010-04-27 22:08 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    To provide a serious answer, the majority of big bucks businesses have third party companies conducting their background checks for them. It's doubtful a job that pays as well as what you've mentioned will forgo this. Lie on your resume, and you'll probably never get a call back. I don't give a shit how well you can sell yourself. They don't want to waste their time, and they'll eliminate you before you can even step through the door for a follow-up.

    The best way to break in by lying is to rub elbows with the people who matter, or suck some cocks. Choose wisely.
    Well the important thing is that I lied on my current job and I told them that they could not contact them and even if they did, they would not be able to ask the appropriate questions to see if I lied or not.
  10. 2010-04-27 22:10 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    If you don't really give a shit, I'd do it, but embellishing is better than lying.
    spade is a spade nigga
  11. 2010-04-28 01:14 #11
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    god, lying is so stressful, i'd rather take the paycut and not be stressing about it.

    please post when you get caught though, that's always entertaining.
  12. 2010-04-28 01:22 #12
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    Whoa Kohan
  13. 2010-04-28 01:42 #13
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    they will find out you aren't white pretty quick man
  14. 2010-04-28 01:42 #14
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    nm i thought you were black for a second
  15. 2010-04-28 01:43 #15
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    you must remind me of a black poster

    I actually don't know if you are black or white but you are probably white
  16. 2010-04-28 02:54 #16
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    I am winning
  17. 2010-04-28 07:28 #17
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    Yeah I wouldn't lie about it, that shit comes back to bite you way harder than the present gains are usually worth
  18. 2010-04-28 09:40 #18
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    nigga you drive a type R civic on that kind of salary? what the fuck is wrong with you
  19. 2010-04-28 09:43 #19
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    made in japan nyukkaaa
  20. 2010-04-28 09:46 #20
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    I am still winning by a large margin
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