mail me stuff, faggots

[Abandon]

I didn't write this shit, or it'd have a ton of N bombs and telling people to eat shit, etc. but if you wanna send shit to me (or any other serviceman, for that matter), these are good guidelines to follow. i can send anyone the entire email they sent us, if you want, just P.M. me. Silentleroy, do not send me anything, i promise to throw it over the side of my ship.

It’s so great to receive a box from home from someone you love and know that they are thinking of you. Here are a few ideas of what one might want to receive in a care package:

· Pictures and letters from home

· Nonmelting, nonperish-able food items (beef jerky, hard candies, individual serving sized drink mixes, microwave mac & cheese, etc. )

· Disposable cameras

· Paperback books or magazines

· Small games (cards, travel editions, hand-held electronic games, etc)

· Special creations from the kids in their lives (school artwork, essays, finger paintings, videos of school events or just an evening at home)

· Sudoku, logic problems, crossword puzzle books

· Items your Sailor has run out of and asked for

A few things to keep in mind when mailing:

· Mail sometimes takes a long time (6 weeks or more is not uncommon)

· Whatever you send, your Sailor will have to store (they don’t have a

lot of personal space)

· Things can get damaged in transit. Don’t send things that can easily break.

· Do not send banned items (hot plates, pressurized cans, liquor, etc).

· Themed boxes can be fun, also boxes for the special days in your Sailor’s life (send them early!).


Be creative and have fun creating a care package that your Sailor will love to open.

[Chun Liroy]

I'll mail you lots of liquor pressurized cans and hot planes ok.

[Conrad]

Anything specific you want, just as a guideline?

[Ryko]

tags

[Abandon]

oh god, rofl

[Abandon]

as long as you don't send shit that i'll get in trouble for, you can send whatever the fuck you want, lol.

Also, leroy. lern 2 reed, faggit. Planes =/= Plates.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Lol at the tags.. Are porn magazines banned?... gonna read the list again. When are you leaving? Good luck and be careful out there.

[Kiarax]

Someone send me crates full of Nerds until I find somewhere to buy them in the UK.

[Abandon]

no porn allowed in the mail, lol. I've been gone a month and a half, lol, left april 23rd.

[Day]

this is something your rl friends do because they want to not something you ask the faggot internet to do, bein out to sea starting to get to you man, i ain't want to say nothing but you getting gayer by the minute

[Abandon]

nobody asked your punkass a motherfucking thing, keep your bitch ass out of my thread, you fucking faggot

[tyven]

can i send you a big black dildo? that is the only thing i would ever send you

[tyven]

and maybe some redskins shwag

[tyven]

respek

[Kiarax]

this is something your rl friends do because they want to not something you ask the faggot internet to do, bein out to sea starting to get to you man, i ain't want to say nothing but you getting gayer by the minute

Lol.

[Kiarax]

I miss you ever day, Day.

[Kyo]

What a needy nigga.

[Conrad]

and maybe some redskins shwag

Let's trade McNabb jerseys

[Day]

I blame the seamen

[Qalbert]

Abandon, are most of the other sailors pretty mean because I can mail you some vegetables.