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  1. 2010-06-21 22:44 #1
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    Get off my dick

    D(11:26:28 PM): you should come on my cruise with me.

    D (11:26:32 PM): i have my own room

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:27:27 PM): lol

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:27:35 PM): I have a gf

    D (11:27:46 PM): and i have a bf lol

    D (11:27:52 PM): doesnt mean we cant chill

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:28:40 PM): nah my girls always with me

    D (11:29:01 PM): thats intresting

    D (11:30:42 PM): my bf is the opposite,hes not always with me

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:30:58 PM): cheating or gay

    D (11:31:36 PM): na,its ever since i w ent off on him for being a clingy bitch

    D (11:31:37 PM): lol

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:32:00 PM): yeah you dont like clingy

    D (11:32:34 PM): not the way he does it. lol

    D (11:32:58 PM): ive always wanted to date u tho its different

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:33:20 PM): lol you dont want to date me

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:33:34 PM): I have changed alot

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:33:49 PM): you wouldnt like me now

    D(11:33:59 PM): and why is that?

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:34:21 PM): dunno I feel like a different person

    D (11:34:58 PM): in a good or bad way

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:35:24 PM): for me good cause I like the way I'm living my life

    D (11:36:02 PM): lol

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:36:22 PM): you might like my looks but I have become a total dick/douchebag

    D (11:36:51 PM): well the thing is,i like dicks. lol its kind of like a challenge.

    D (11:37:11 PM): plus,i highly doubt youd be like that with me,im a completely diff person

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:37:22 PM): lol

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:37:42 PM): dont flatter yerself

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:37:48 PM): I dont front

    D (11:38:22 PM): not flattering its true. u act like that bc ppl let you and bc u get away with it

    D (11:38:38 PM): no one fucks with me. my bf used to be an asshole

    B1az3nMIAMI (11:39:43 PM): I'm going to lick the tears off yer face when you cry asking me why am such a dick

    D (11:39:59 PM): sounds sexy.
  2. 2010-06-21 22:44 #2
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    get the fucking point bitch I dont want you.
  3. 2010-06-21 22:44 #3
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    and I'm dating a dude aka my "gf"
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  5. 2010-06-21 22:46 #5
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    well why don't you just tell her that you dumbass
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    no no homo
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    spagetti get the fuck out faggot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    spagetti get the fuck out faggot
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    then everyone in my old church will know that I'm dating a dude.
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    exit
  12. 2010-06-21 22:48 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGaga View Post
    then everyone in my old church will know that I'm dating a dude.
    well are you ashamed or what
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    yeah ansem gtfo, day said so
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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    spagetti the fuck out faggot
    this is how I read this at first


    in all seriousness it would have been the best instructions I've ever seen anyone given
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    this nigga making saved by the bell level jokes up in here
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    LET'S SPAGHETTI TO THE FUCKING MOON
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    Dick's too short of a word for my dick
    Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!
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    opportunity wasted
  19. 2010-06-21 22:49 #19
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    MERGE THIS THREAD QALBERT.
  20. 2010-06-21 22:49 #20
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    saved by the bell was hilarious, thanks for the compliment
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