oh cruel irony

[Callisto]

anyone else ever have one of those real questionable farts, like it may be a fart or you just might flat-out shit yourself, but hey you're no sissy so you go ahead and roll the dice, and the fart comes out perfectly dry, but you squeeze a little too hard to get it out and just a little bit of pee escapes so you end up having to change your pants anyways?

fucking rip-off

[Callisto]

and I know what you're thinking, yes it was my big-booty pajama pants but it's ok, I have a second pair so I'm still comfortable and attractive

[Blarg]

like rain on your wedding day

[Ryko]

I've never accidentally pissed while farting.

[Blarg]

ryko's no sissy

[Callisto]

I've never accidentally pissed while farting.

in all honesty I figured you'd be one of the ones who'd back me up here simply by virtue of having been unemployed enough to actually have this happen to you

[Ryko]

I have accidentally pissed myself a bit while trying to find a dark shady corner in which to relieve myself like any tried and true hobo but never because I tried to fart.

[Seanr]

hot farts hurt a little...

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

love that gif lol

[Shiroikage]

I'm pretty good at farting and I have never accidentally pissed either.

[Tajin]

I've never accidentally pissed while farting.

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[Demosthenes]

learn to irony.

[Callisto]

The expected outcome was to shit my pants, but I pissed them instead, which was totally outside of the realm of perceived possible results. I think that's pretty textbook right there.

[Callisto]

ITT: trying to sell pissing your pants as the opposite of shitting your pants

[#686578]

I've never been unable to tell whether I had to shit or fart honestly