goddamnit alleya or howeverthefuck you spell your name

[Abandon]

i was enjoying the potential that thread had, even if it was just bashing seph's inability to get pussy. damn you.

[Alleya]

Seph's inability to get pussy is relevant to any and all threads on BG.

[Alleya]

Also I didn't lock it

[Abandon]

oh. carry on, then.

[Alleya]

Let's talk about seph's dick

[Alleya]

Dry as a bone, that one

[Abandon]

it really is remarkable how often he has said he would rather a long boring relationship rather than just seal the deal and get on with it

[SephYuyX]

Ryko has been on a lock-fest.

[Qalbert]

Also I didn't lock it

[Rocl]

it really is remarkable how often he has said he would rather a long boring relationship rather than just seal the deal and get on with it

i think this is a common ideology of the heterosexual nerd community, silly geese

[Qalbert]

I want a long boning relationship

[Rocl]

i think this is a common ideology of the heterosexual nerd community, silly geese

no one is ever going to put up with you for an extended period of time unless you manage to find someone uglier than you and even then, they have to be at least 3 grades uglier

[Rocl]

no one is ever going to put up with you for an extended period of time unless you manage to find someone uglier than you and even then, they have to be at least 3 grades uglier

which for seph, would be 4 grades under elphaba

[Rocl]

if such a thing exists

[SephYuyX]

I only shoot for better looking girls, hence my delima.

[Abandon]

lol

[Rocl]

at least we can all be glad he will only spill his seed into the earth, therefore never procreating and not passing on his failure to the next generation

[Rocl]

idk if it was clear, but i just said the only action seph gets is when he jacks off

[SephYuyX]

It's saves money and time.

[Ryko]

And that he'll hopefully be smote at some point.