my dating advice

[tyven]

IT'S GOOD RIGHT? idk why he got so upset

me: i am so tired
was your big date last night?
him: That's Friday...
me: you are gonna slay
him: i don't think so
me: dont put it in her backdoor
unless she asks
him: i actually don't know what to do on this date :-\
me: put it in her back door
him: all of the "your a pussy" shit aside, I need tips for this date
me: oh
put it in her backdoor
him: ugh
me: first trim, shape up your beard
then put it in her backdoor
him: it is trimmed, damn it man
remember when you gave me legit advice?
me: I AM RIGHT NOW
him: pretend you're giving me advice like you did before I went on the date with Jen
and go
me: ok
put it in her backdoor
him: god damn it
i knew it

[Meat]

rookie mistake giving her a friday.

[tyven]

you are the correct

[tyven]

also what are your feelings on backdoor entry?

[Meat]

only necessary if the girl is stupid, fat, boring. so it's almost always a necessity

[Ragnell]

Lol

[Conrad]

this thread has provided nothing of value

[Conrad]

rookie mistake giving her a friday.

although I am curious as to the meaning of this

[Kuya]

i never give them my fridays because fridays is the name of that movie

[tyven]

although I am curious as to the meaning of this

there are middle of the week girls, and weekend girls. you never give your weekend to a first date because that should be with a weekend girl. its sort of like how you never bring your trashiest bitch to a nice dinner.

[Meat]

and even if u don't have a weekend girl, she should still have to wonder if you do. tues-thursday after work for a new girl

[Conrad]

That's for people with the ability to date multiple women simultaneously. The socially inept don't have anything else going on so everything's on the weekend.
For the record, all of my first dates have been on weekends

[Meat]

she doesnt need to know you're socially inept right away, by the time she's figures that out you should have already stuck it in her backdoor, replaced her daddy, and gotten her hooked on the D

[Meat]

1st dates should never be dates, they should be pre-date formalities. Wednesday evening tea\coffee. it's not a date unless you're sure her nipple or your penis is going to make an appearance

[Salodin]

This thread has given me so much advice already =D

[Conrad]

this thread is depressing me

[quannum]

co-signing meat

[tyven]

That's for people with the ability to date multiple women simultaneously. The socially inept don't have anything else going on so everything's on the weekend.
For the record, all of my first dates have been on weekends

i have not had a weekend girl in years. i just bro it up on the weekends. YOU CAN DO THE SAME SIR

[Conrad]

YOU CAN DO THE SAME SIR

doubtful anymore

[Callisto]

also what are your feelings on backdoor entry?

gotta knock first