Why do I wake up before sex in my dreams?

[Krye]

This girl was just begging me to fuck her so I started pushing into her ass and she pulls away and starts crying about how it's too big and it hurts and I was like nah bitch there's no backing out now and right as I go to give it to her hard I wake up god dammit why does this always happen

[Krye]

Also what is the chance the sharp pain in my sides is kidney failure?

[Krye]

I had this dream the other day that I was kidnapped and taken aboard this futuristic space station that was some kind of school prison or something except it was hella easy to break out and go into all these cool underground sections where people just hung out and right as I was about to stick it in this chick I woke up

[Krye]

If I like my room dirty so that it feels lived in and not cold, then why do I like it when everyone else has their doors shut creating a feeling of isolation when I walk about the house?

[Krye]

I really like Groove Coverage so I don't know why I don't thumbs up their songs on Pandora

[Krye]

I'm so tired I'm moving sluggishly I think my lack of energy is because my body is trying to heal the internal injury causing this pain in my side possibly kidney failure or cancer I think I've really had it this time guys when I'm gone just carry on don't mourn rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice just know that I'm looking down on you smiling

[Qalbert]

and you didn't feel a thing? so we shouldn't feel no pain?

[Krye]

Qalbert I just said I'm in pain are you too fucking retarded to read?

[Qalbert]

then your choice of lyrics was poor, sir.

[Krye]

Your choice of words to put into my mouth was poor if you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to stick something in your mouth

[Qalbert]

why would you reward me for not shutting up?

[Krye]

"Severe liver damage may occur if you take more than 120 ml in 24 hours"

Maybe I shouldn't have drank 300 ml a couple days ago

[Krye]

I can't believe cough syrup is what finally put me under

[Qalbert]

take some more so you can sleep off the liver pains

[Alleya]

Oh man Krye might die. This is exciting.

[Ivve]

he won't die. the annoying assholes live forever.

[Mertron]

so this is why im not dead yet

[Sera]

Krye's gonna outlive us all. Like a hardy little cockroach.

[Qalbert]

I just pictured a cockroach with a luxurious green mane, and now I don't know what to think

[LinktheDeme]

I don't think any of you have realized that krye pretends to be this guy

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...t:429,r:13,s:0http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/...ourne+ozzy.jpg

when he's really this guy

http://www.bluegartr.com/justinnumbers.jpg