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  1. 2011-04-19 16:59 #1
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    [12] Minutes of Perplexity (Compiilation of Recent Mystery Phenomenons)

    why is it yellow number 5? what happen to 1-4? i'll tale you what happend, it was the aliens. you see jesus was an alien and he stole them 2000 years ago. jesus says he'll come back with our yellow if we type posts in red w/ underlines and thats how babies are born too, praise jesus
  2. 2011-04-19 17:00 #2
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    praise black jesus
  3. 2011-04-19 17:01 #3
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    praise big baby black jesus
  4. 2011-04-19 17:02 #4
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    praise big black space baby jesus
  5. 2011-04-19 17:15 #5
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    I want to meet vajra irl
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    some truth hating moran deleted the thread because they wanted to keep sinning and close their eyes to gods truth
  7. 2011-04-19 17:17 #7
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    those damn atheists keep deleting our brother's threads
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    when will atheists stop hating god and rebelling against their parents and just accept jesus into their bodies
  9. 2011-04-19 17:20 #9
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    are you saying that i should let me dad rape me
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    that should say 'accept jesus into their bodies' but if your dad is named jesus then I suppose you should to be on the safe side. you wouldn't want to deny daddy jesus and end up in hell getting ass raped by men and other torture methods
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    you must be willing to let our great father enter your body, he's going to give you his love as soon as you submit.
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    sometimes great father spends a bit of time inside your body so if it gets uncomfortable you can talk dirty to him to speed up the process and receive holy father faster
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    ...should let....
    ...rape me...
    wait what?
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    well I'm perplexed but that wasnt 12 minutes.
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