What the fuck

[Abandon]

They made a thread about prostitution and other nasty sexual acts and none of you faggots informed me?

[Callisto]

whores are pretty standard around here, noone thought it was out of the ordinary

[Abandon]

american whores disgust me

[Callisto]

I resent that

[Abandon]

go overseas and rethink that statement

[Abandon]

while i have decent internet, strippers that stalk while having coke habits and 2 kids with her dealer = lulzworthy.

[Abandon]

You have my vote.

[Abandon]

but only if you traffic a bunch of bitches from eastern europe.

[Abandon]

Taken be damned, let's do this.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

that thread is hilarious

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

all these guys too scared to even approach a woman saying it's easier to hook up in a bar or w/e had me in stitches, why'd you go fuck up my favorite thread with common sense ab

[Callisto]

idk about the whole paying for cooter thing, I don't have a lot of money so I'd probably get stuck with a fat bitch, and to quote the great Robert Freeman, I can get a fat bitch on my own

[Abandon]

all these guys too scared to even approach a woman saying it's easier to hook up in a bar or w/e had me in stitches, why'd you go fuck up my favorite thread with common sense ab

simply put, niggas don't know. besides, it's pretty much a deployment tradition, amirite?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

yeah but you and I see it in a more worldly light, those chumps think its what they've seen on TV or had a brush with in Vegas or something. When you say something like a czech prostitute is a 10 they see some shit on TV and picture a 4 and think you have bad taste. Not even worth the finger blisters but, troll on my man should be a good show either way.

[Callisto]

why get a one-time czech prostitute when you can just mail-order one to keep

[Odon]

why get a one-time czech prostitute when you can just mail-order one to keep

Then you have to feed it

[Odon]

Things that are not your cock.

[Abandon]

Such truth, Odon

[Odon]

Oh hey I never posted that crazy bitch's nudes.

One moment.

[Odon]

Spoiler: show

God damn myspace angles. Bitches should be forced to put up a front and side mugshot with everything they do on the internet so this god damn shit doesn't happen.


But hey boobies.