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    Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (January 25, 2013)

    Randomly ran into this, did a couple of searches and surprisingly nada, please merge if my search failed.



    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1428538/

    gotta love Gemma Arterton

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    Got a Brothers Grimm type vibe, but luckily I liked that cheesy movie so I will most likely enjoy this too. Gemma is pure sex also so that helps.

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    RENNNNERRRRRRR

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    Gonna watch this for sure, looks fun and Gemme is way hot

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    I actually buy the premise XD I'll watch it, but probably not in theaters.

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    i'm in.

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    Rofl witch with a chain gun.

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    Seems amusing enough. If it doesn't take itself too seriously (which it doesn't seem to) it could be a fun little adventure like Van Helsing.

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    Looks hilariously campy. Will watch for sure, because Renner and also same dude who made Dead Snow (and I LOVE Dead Snow).

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    delightful

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    That crossbow placement

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    Saw this today, and it was awesome. Anybody who is planning to see it will not be disappointed

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    Re: Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (January 25, 2013)

    Really? Cause single digit rt score has me turned off.

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    Noticed yesterday that it was already out. Just saw the trailer last weekend... Has the Renier guy in it that was in 2-3 blockbusters last summer. He's good, but so was Jackman when he did Hellsing, and that movie wasn't great, this looks just like it.

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    Yeah, I was expecting it to be on a Van Helsing level, too... And was pleasantly surprised.

    When I checked RT yesterday after the movie, it said 74% of people liked it, but the score was something like 13%, it made no sense!

    I told a guy at work that I'd buy him a beer if he didn't like it.

    Edit: Looking into it, the 13% score on RT is the average of official critics, but they don't seem to ever like fun, violent movies so I don't bother with their assessments.

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    I never see a movie on critics reviews lol. Even on RT I look at the viewers scores

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    RT reviewers are bunch of pretentious cunts and always judge a movie as it needs to be Godfather or some other 12 oscar winning title. This movie was fun. Yeah the plot may not been all that but I dont care. Hell I even liked Van Helsing. I appreciate the cheesiness.

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