Started a Fire

[Trinsie]

So this is kind of spamming so in the spam section it goes.

Almost killed a cat and possibly a bunch of people. I put some food in a skillet and tossed some stuff in the trash. Trash was full so thought while the food was heating up I would toss it down the garbage chute which is right outside the door. Open door toss in trash turn around to step back inside and *click* door shut and it auto-locks when it shuts. I am in shorts, no phone, no keys, no phone on me.

Food is on the stove and I immediately know I have to do something before the pan catches fire and the apartment goes up in flames. Rush to super and to building owners places but no one is answering. Get a guy to open his door on second floor he calls them and no answer. Cant get hold of anyone with a key.

I rush back to the 8th floor and it is very smokey smelling so I get a lady to call 911 and the fire department shows up and bust open the door and the pan was on fire but the fire had not spread past the stove at this point. Minimal damage and it was done.

Now for the weirdest things. First the door looks untouched. I didn't get to go up with them to see how they opened it but the lock looks like it imploded and the solid metal lock is just destroyed, but the door is not touched at all and has no damage just needs a lock replacement. The second thing is this isn't my apartment. A friend is out of town and had me come over to take care of his cat who is freaked out now. I think he won't be happy when he finds out.

I had it pretty good, while the locksmith was replacing the lock he kept getting calls to see if he could respond to them from his store. Millions of people in NYC so always someone locked out. One of the calls was a woman who had the door lock on her and she was stuck outside her house and he baby was locked inside.

[Colenzo]

cool story bro

[Colenzo]

now get the fuck out while the getting is good

[Colenzo]

also your post count wont rise here

[Trinsie]

also your post count wont rise here

I could give two shits about my post count. Look at it 121 posts since 2006. I have absolutely nothing to do today and it is raining like shit outside. So I have been trying to get a little entertainment from the internet including this forum.

[tyven]

HE BABY WAS STUCK INSIDE?!?!?!?!

[#686578]

tl;dr

[Trinsie]

tl;dr

TL;DR Locked out of apartment and it was catching on fire. Fire department broke in and stopped it.

[Omniyoji]

I could give two shits about my post count. Look at it 121 posts since 2006. I have absolutely nothing to do today and it is raining like shit outside. So I have been trying to get a little entertainment from the internet including this forum.

That's just Colenzo being Colenzo.

[Ksandra]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A CAT FEEDER AND GO HOME SO WE CAN PLAY SWTOR AND YOU CAN STOP POSTING.




Also Tommy is going to kill you.





You have 1 week left to live.


Might as well steal the katanas before he finds out what you did to his apt.




You also forgot to mention keeping the door shut with band aids.





Also, get on vent fucker.

[Charismatic]

[#686578]

Tyven lock this

[Alleya]

oh this person is friends with ksandra.

All is explained

[Kiarax]

oh this person is friends with ksandra.

All is explained

Exactly what I was thinking lol, so fucking bad.

[Kiarax]

That's just Colenzo being Colenzo.

You can go too.

[#686578]

Alleya lock this

[#686578]

Next person who sees this with locking abilities lock this

[Blarg]

if it sucks then don't post in it. I'm not going to limit our civil liberties to post in bad threads

[Mertron]

So this is kind of spamming so in the spam section it goes.

Almost killed a cat and possibly a bunch of people. I put some food in a skillet and tossed some stuff in the trash. Trash was full so thought while the food was heating up I would toss it down the garbage chute which is right outside the door. Open door toss in trash turn around to step back inside and *click* door shut and it auto-locks when it shuts. I am in shorts, no phone, no keys, no phone on me.

Food is on the stove and I immediately know I have to do something before the pan catches fire and the apartment goes up in flames. Rush to super and to building owners places but no one is answering. Get a guy to open his door on second floor he calls them and no answer. Cant get hold of anyone with a key.

I rush back to the 8th floor and it is very smokey smelling so I get a lady to call 911 and the fire department shows up and bust open the door and the pan was on fire but the fire had not spread past the stove at this point. Minimal damage and it was done.

Now for the weirdest things. First the door looks untouched. I didn't get to go up with them to see how they opened it but the lock looks like it imploded and the solid metal lock is just destroyed, but the door is not touched at all and has no damage just needs a lock replacement. The second thing is this isn't my apartment. A friend is out of town and had me come over to take care of his cat who is freaked out now. I think he won't be happy when he finds out.

I had it pretty good, while the locksmith was replacing the lock he kept getting calls to see if he could respond to them from his store. Millions of people in NYC so always someone locked out. One of the calls was a woman who had the door lock on her and she was stuck outside her house and he baby was locked inside.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...ogapplause.gif

[Colenzo]

LOL