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    Today I got to class

    exactly on time. My professor says the first assignment is to write down on a piece of paper a way he could improve as a professor. Something i liked or disliked about the class, etc. Then he heckled me for being 4 minutes late. I looked at my watch. 9am on the dot. So, I wrote:

    "I think you're a great teacher, but your watch is 4 minutes fast, and you should fix that asap."

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    Ever think maybe your watch is 4 minutes slow.

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    Ever think people should just use phones and not watches.

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    Seriously wtf is a watch.

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    A watch is an accessory, not a time keeping device.

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    I'm so old I actually used watches to tell time. We used to play outside too. I didn't have a cellphone until I was in my twenties, I had a housephone.

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    Or get there more than 4 minutes early

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    Uh oh, is rudy Salty about yesterday's mishap?

    I think soooo

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    I'm always salty clearly

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    Saying anything is salty

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    Should have Googled what time it really was.

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    Fucking lol

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    you could be supportive of your friend (who was in the right), but you chose to go the exact opposite.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rella_Girl.png

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chun Liroy View Post
    you could be supportive of your friend (who was in the right), but you chose to go the exact opposite.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rella_Girl.png
    Who's to say her time was right?

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    Her obviously superior watch.

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    oh mah bad

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    Actually you raise a good point.

    Does your watch cost 13k Pounds, Sera? Hmmmmmm? How do we know it's not accurate.

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    Are we really shitting on people owning wristwatches as timekeeping devices?

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    Are we really saying that this is shitting on people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chun Liroy View Post
    Are we really saying that this is shitting on people?
    I figured it was right there along the lines of other dumb shit you say.

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