Gonna be staying in Sao Paulo but going to be going to Iguazu Falls, Rio, and probably some resort near Sao Paulo.
My girlfriend lives in Sao Paulo so I get stay basically for free. She's been here once for 3 months this winter and is coming again in 9 days so maybe if I have her call the consulate in LA and talk to them in Portuguese she can work something out (about getting it out of my jurisdiction). Either way it looks like there are some visa companies that look trust able ie
http://www.abriggs.com/