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    REAL DICK PARTY DOT COM

    WOW IT'S A REAL DICK PARTY

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    oh no not the donut shop.

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    OH MAN I HAD TO MAKE A DEPOSIT TODAY AND THERE'S JIZZ EVERYWHERRRRE

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    OH MAN THE BANK TOO?

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    He just compared volunteering to sucking dick and having it cum all in your fat cheeks.

    That's definitely what colleges want to hear.

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    CHING CHONG BING BONG YOU KILLED CHRIST

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    "Sometimes life gets a little dirty, that's why you have to play dirty in life."
    -Dash Harris.

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    the smell of pico de gallo will totally throw my girlfriend!

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    every time I drove the bus one of her dancers put his dick on my shoulderrr

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    Echo echo echo echo

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    50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is.

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    I do okay and I see a fucking grapefruit everyday, if he saw one he'd probably be like... why are those oranges yellow?

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    I hope four hippopotamuses force you to blow them and they all cum on your face simultaneously and you choke on hippo cum and die.

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    WITH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

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    oh no, i'm hooking up with a ghost

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    echo echo echo

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    nerds

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    GO KART RACING

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    ACCIDENTALLY FORNICATING

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    GO KART RACING

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    Fuck the police

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