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    Considering joining the Armed Forces (Navy/Marines)

    Yeah, I know, one of these show up every so often but here it is. So lately, I've been been thinking of doing something more with my life, it's not like I'm a burnout or anything (3.3 GPA in college). I'm just currently considering it, I just feel as if I've hit a plateau in my life and I'd like to be apart of something bigger than myself. Now, I'm naive to the point where I think I'm going to change the world by joining and such things.

    What are the things I'd have to do to be able to join and such? Like I said, just considering this and currently collecting as much information as possible.

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    pm me.

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    oh hoho, got to the thread before some nitwit lit the signal. score.

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    Well if Milk joins the Marines they will definitely know how to accessorize!

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    what you want to do should determine what service you join, nothing else

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    Quote Originally Posted by Churchill View Post
    what you want to do should determine what service you join, nothing else
    What would be the differences between the branches?

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    depends what you want to do, lol.

    Navy has better IT type roles, though you can still get to them + some pretty cool ones through the army.

    Air Force treats their people the best, flat out. Best room/board overseas and stateside, hours, all that stuff.

    If you want to go into intelligence, do it in the army.

    Infantry, do it in the army.
    (Above two, get a ranger contract or consider not doing the above two)

    Medical (front lines) do it in the army.

    Bullet catcher, marines.

    Pilot, easier to be a combat pilot in the marines. They have the most combat vehicles to fly and little Annapolis prejudice. Navy/Air force have a lot of other types of pilot jobs that are pretty much hauling cargo. Army has helicopters only and you can't sign up to be one straight away.

    IED catcher, marines/army.

    Something on a ship, navy.

    Imagery, air force.

    etc

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Chuchill forgot:

    navy- if you want to live

    marines - if you want to die

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    Go become a space miner if you want to change the world.

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    Go for whichever branches use the Osprey. That thing is badass.

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    You won't change a thing, your team will.

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    Marines if you love CoD and getting frags bro


    Air Force is great though, it's what I was looking into back in the day since my uncle served there and said it was a great experience.

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    I think the navy might be a good fit. There is a lot of electronic equipment on them boats and you can get a good contractor job out of the navy to work on them.

    Also there are those easy jobs like cooks, stores handlers, and the people that handle the the paper work.

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    If you end up considering the Air Force more, feel free to PM me. I'll try to steer you away from the shit jobs, and answer any other questions you may have regarding the AF.

    Personally, I think the AF is great. However, the base and job I have right now are helping me decide to get out in 10 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaneTheBrawler View Post
    Go for whichever branches use the Osprey. That thing is badass.
    Never been in a CV-22 I take it.

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    Bullet Catcher lol

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    Air force is congested in advancement, has been for decades.

    Navy can be, but depends on rate/MoS.

    Still would do Navy again if I had the choice, but I've always been a water guy. Can't deal with being smack dab in the middle of a continent.

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    I flew on a commercial flight once as a baby, and in a small single engine plane when I was a toddler, but I don't really remember either. So no, I've never been in one. I just think they're cool aircraft.

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    They are horrible and scary as all fuck. It's like being in an MH-53 with the oil, gasoline and I'm about to blow up smell coupled with the fact that it just isn't a safe design for combat.

    Edit: I was more scared flying in those than on any mission, ever.

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    Everything I've ever read about the Osprey is that it's a train wreck waiting to happen.

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