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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Aight, what do you think (i shoot balut out my coochie and put dat kimchi in my ass)?

    I say they're gonna forget to send the condoms, and all they're going to be doing is popping out babies because there's no tv to distract them.

    Friend disagrees and says they'll be too busy to be popping out babies.

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    will there be any establishments dedicated to the consumption of alcoholic bevarages?

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    will there be mars bars

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    Banned.

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    I would prefer not to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    will there be any establishments dedicated to the consumption of alcoholic bevarages?
    SIGN ME UP

    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    will there be mars bars
    oh

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    As long as bitches got their third titty on, I will get my ass to mars

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    will there be any establishments dedicated to the consumption of alcoholic bevarages?
    apparently you cannot have a history of alcohol addiction

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    Prison colony.

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    All dudes.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    see, he says they'll probably send all men on the first wave

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    which just says to me, once they finally send the women BABIES EVERYWHERE

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    they better send some xbox or some shit to distract them in the meantime

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    probably won't even be able to co-op

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    I'd go, but only stay 2 weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    they better send some xbox or some shit to distract them in the meantime
    xbox mars would hopefully be a nicer online space since if someone is being a giant faggot you can just poke a hole in their suit

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    xbox mars would hopefully be a nicer online space since if someone is being a giant faggot you can just poke a hole in their suit
    "You little piece of shit faggot asshole dumbfuck. quit this game you terrible pussy."


    "John, there's only eight of us on this planet and everyone else is asleep..."

    "COME AT ME BRO"

    "...o...ok?"

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    although the assumption that they can play online begs the question, is there LIVE on Mars?

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    because there's no tv to distract them.
    Why wouldn't there be tv?

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    if i went on a trip to mars i'd end up pissed off because during the time it takes for our ship to get there some significant advancements in technology would have occurred that made a much faster transport that ends up beating us even though we were sent out earlier

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    you say that, but we don't have a space shuttle anymore because of the "costs" when we could already be on mars by now

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