its good for you
its good for you
remember to drink clean water
play video games a little less if you want to succeed
read a book
learning things is pretty boss
most top performers self-educate regularly
reduced-temperature showers reduce inflammation and promote blood flow
vegetables are made of things that your body uses to do crazy shit
like literally crazy shit, you are not smart enough to do basically anything your body does many times per second
you can barely remember to replace the toilet paper before you start shitting, be real here
dont get fat, its unattractive
if you are fat get less fat, probably drink less soda you dickwrinkle
shits easy
if youre super fat its not as easy but way super fatter people than you have gotten less fat
people are shallow so seriously stop being fat, i dont even like you before i meet you but at least im honest, i assume you have terrible habits and are self-destructive, most people are just like "nah"
reread the whole thread here so you dont forget
which is a perfect transition into the fact that repetition is a great way to instill anything you want into unconscious habit
learn an instrument, it makes you smarter
call your mom, unless she's dead, sorry bro
death is a good reminder to live your life the way you want though