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  1. 2006-02-01 16:58 #1
    Maguspk
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    In-game Brothel RLY?

    So yeah, I was walking to my mog house yesterday when a person in my LS started quoting some guy shouting in Lower Jeuno. Advertising a Brothel, I became intrigued as to how this worked in-game, so I decided to send the guy a /tell. The guy was advertising "sexy talks" with "sexy girls"; here's the breakdown.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...othelConvo.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...thelConvo2.jpg
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...thelConvo3.jpg
  2. 2006-02-01 17:02 #2
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    Trying to comprehend how anyone could set up, let alone spend money on calling a phone sex line makes my head hurt. I don't want to think about how silly this is.

    I'm sure someone must have some good Star Wars Galaxies dancer stories though. Spill!
  3. 2006-02-01 17:04 #3
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    Been posted before, but I feel compelled to post it again.

    http://www.tshirthell.com/images/con...s/a249_003.jpg
  4. 2006-02-01 17:15 #4
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    Wasn't there some really deep brothal set up in The Sims Online?
  5. 2006-02-01 17:20 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russta
    Wasn't there some really deep brothal set up in The Sims Online?
    The idea of setting a brothel seemed so weird to me when I saw it yesterday in Lower Jeuno. But if you think about it, it's a good idea. FFXI is basically a breeding ground for the kind of people who'd participate in this kind of thing.
  6. 2006-02-01 17:21 #6
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    I think the word "sadlarious" covers this situation quite nicely.
  7. 2006-02-01 17:24 #7
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    I think the best part was the fact the guy was named "Ludacris"
  8. 2006-02-01 17:30 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    I think the best part was the fact the guy was named "Ludacris"
    Waaait...isn't Courtsean your mule Rocl?!
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    LOL yeah if you go to the chatrooms in the playonline menu you will find plenty that ask for sex partners for things just like this accept its free . God what an idiot this person is thats probably where he got the idea from.
  10. 2006-02-01 17:53 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russta
    Wasn't there some really deep brothal set up in The Sims Online?
    there were quite a few actually, there were also houses meant for hookups. The point of that game was to get as many people as possible to visit your house, and sadly, these were a very popular way to do it.
  11. 2006-02-01 17:56 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    I think the best part was the fact the guy was named "Ludacris"
    Waaait...isn't Courtsean your mule Rocl?!
    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    >> Will she help me find my bike
    << Our organization is not that advanced yet




    ROFL....
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    >> Will she help me find my bike
    << Our organization is not that advanced yet
    You fail at following conversations. "organization is not that advanced yet" was responding to the question "do you have webcam or microphone"
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    yes but in the order it was given it was rather amusing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brennon
    >> Will she help me find my bike
    << Our organization is not that advanced yet
    You fail at following conversations. "organization is not that advanced yet" was responding to the question "do you have webcam or microphone"
    /nod

    My favorite part was when I randomly said "NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE" and then he responded, "she will make it all better" haha.
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  17. 2006-02-01 19:29 #17
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    holy shit this is great - more ppl spam this guy PLEASE!

    HOT KITTY ACTION FUCK YEA
  18. 2006-02-01 20:07 #18
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    Classic! xD

    This game is so behind the times. Who didn't see that post on WoW people cybering and getting caught in the Tram tunnel? Not at all surprised or shocked to see something like this going on. Great post.
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    I wonder what you get if you pay 1 gil.
  20. 2006-02-01 21:36 #20
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    That would be the ass-buffet.

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... ly_suicide
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