FFXI Limericks

[Chreman]

I was bored in a class which i got banned from the net in, so i decided to write a few of these (I'll have more later), so enjoy.


BG forums used to rock,
To drama threads we would flock,
But J-lo was tough,
Lots left in a huff,
And now it's all "How big is your cock?"

Kuno's BG cards are funny,
They make this place seem sunny,
But don't be distracted,
They were enacted,
To hide BG RMTing money.

It makes you run home to mama,
And induces sever trauma,
You woke up this morning,
With not one warning,
That you'd lose an E. Body to drama.

I want to shoot her with a pistol,
Or run like hell to Bristol,
We fought her for hours,
Instead of loot showers,
All that bitch dropped was a crystal.

You Linkshell just took a smearin',
And looks like the smoke isn't clearin'
You all got owned hard,
Your leader's a retard,
How the hell do you wipe to Kirin?

Through hardening times we've strode,
Our passions behind us we've towed,
This may sound insightful,
But sadly it's spiteful,
Gotex stole a fucking Osode.

WoW has it's infamous raids,
We've got HNM escapades,
You'll fight endlessly,
When will you see?
Every last one of you has AIDs.

Added:

I wish that you all could not see me,
This prison refuses to free me,
I chose from a list,
Now I'm stuck and pissed,
In a world without suppanomimi.

To dynamis I would step in,
For an item to sink my rep in,
To Faf it was taken,
But it sucked more than Aiken,
Why the fuck do i have this weapon? <<< For you divisortheory

[Kwijiboe]

I wanna be mean, so bad.

[Belkin]

Through hardening times we've strode,
Our passions behind us we've towed,
This may sound insightful,
But sadly it's spiteful,
Gotex stole a fucking Osode.

fucking awesome

[Rocl]

Through hardening times we've strode,
Our passions behind us we've towed,
This may sound insightful,
But sadly it's spiteful,
Gotex stole a fucking Osode.

fucking awesome

best limerick.

[anoush]

gotex touched me in dynamis yesterday

[Genosync]

Through hardening times we've strode,
Our passions behind us we've towed,
This may sound insightful,
But sadly it's spiteful,
Gotex stole a fucking Osode.

fucking awesome

best limerick.

[Chumbelina]

Wow those are great bro! Kinda neat how you came up with those.. and how FFXI/BG forums seems to be on your mind alot, but good job nonetheless.

[divisortheory]

I was in Dragon's Aery 3 hours
Between windows I even took showers.
It was boring as fuck
And this game fucking sucks
Some faggot botter claimed it with his "powers".

[BRP]

That was...

Why don't we have a "Win" BG Card?

[Genosync]

e

begin thread drama:

Upgrading Dagger is a waste of 30+ people's time and money.
Bragging about it and showing progress on it in a place where you know people are hostile towards it is stupid.

[divisortheory]

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begin thread drama:
Upgrading Dagger is a waste of 30+ people's time and money.

Only 17 people actually, in my case. Of those 17, none of them have to go if they choose not to

Besides, I could be upgrading anything. Or nothing...

Anyway, back to the limmericks.

Relic Weapons are awesome as fuck
I'm upgrading mine, just your luck
Don't second guess me
It's my monthly fee
If you don't like it I've got something for you to suck

[Genosync]

e

begin thread drama:
Upgrading Dagger is a waste of 30+ people's time and money.

Only 17 people actually, in my case. Of those 17, none of them have to go if they choose not to

Besides, I could be upgrading anything. Or nothing...

Anyway, back to the limmericks.

Relic Weapons are awesome as fuck
I'm upgrading mine, just your luck
Don't second guess me
It's my monthly fee
If you don't like it I've got something for you to suck

You could be maybe upgrading something that would help you do more than farm spider webs.

[Ruined Sky]

That was...

Why don't we have a "Win" BG Card?

Does that qualify as win? >.>

[Stilgar]

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begin thread drama:
Upgrading Dagger is a waste of 30+ people's time and money.

Only 17 people actually, in my case. Of those 17, none of them have to go if they choose not to

Besides, I could be upgrading anything. Or nothing...

Anyway, back to the limmericks.

Relic Weapons are awesome as fuck
I'm upgrading mine, just your luck
Don't second guess me
It's my monthly fee
If you don't like it I've got something for you to suck

rofl. owned.

[½pint]

rofl. owned.

I disagree. divisortheory needs to work on his limerick-writing skills.

[Ricardon]

Needs more limmerick!

[Raineer]

OP wins, excellent job on alot of those.

[Rex]

rofl. owned.

I disagree. divisortheory needs to work on his limerick-writing skills.

[Severn]

OP's limmericks were gewd.

[Chreman]

I remembered most of them, the only one I forgot to post was:

I wish that you all could not see me,
This prison refuses to free me,
I chose from a list,
Now I'm stuck and pissed,
In a world without suppanomimi.

Thanks for the praise, I'll work on some more eventually.