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    Goodbye, Willy. I hardly knew ya.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...9/wpenis19.xml

    You have to feel bad for this guy.

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    Funny things:

    1) He had a .4in stump and it was upped to a whopping 4in or 4.4in.
    2) His wife had psycho-trauma because of this penis was taken from a brain-dead man.
    3) Oh, Chinese, hence the small penis, lol.

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    I thought this thread was going to be about Willie Nelson getting caught with like 4lbs of weed yesterday.

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    Just wow.

    I can't really blame the wife, I mean yeah sure, sex is great, but I don't want it from a stolen penis attached to my husband lol, and if you're gonna get a penis transplant, at least get it from some black guy .

    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    I thought this thread was going to be about Willie Nelson getting caught with like 4lbs of weed yesterday.
    LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze
    and if you're gonna get a penis transplant, at least get it from some black guy .
    rofl

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    I think it's stupid that people would even think about taking the risk to fuck up their body (in this case their penis lol).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    I think it's stupid that people would even think about taking the risk to fuck up their body (in this case their penis lol).
    Their penis was already fucked up. He basically lost all of it in a car accident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eaglestrike
    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    I think it's stupid that people would even think about taking the risk to fuck up their body (in this case their penis lol).
    Their penis was already fucked up. He basically lost all of it in a car accident.
    Oh, well in that case I have no idea what to say lol.

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    The 44-year-old father of three children was left with a 0.4in stump and was unable to urinate or have intercourse after being involved in a car accident.
    I don't know but I think I'd rather have the ability to pee and have sex properly than have my significant other want to have sex with me >.> they can get over the transplant--having it removed itsn't going to ever allow you to function normally.

    Although I could have read the article wrong; it sounds like the main reason he had it removed was to due his wife anyway. /shrug

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    I thought this thread was going to be about Willie Nelson getting caught with like 4lbs of weed yesterday.
    me too rofl

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    all i can think of is now hes fuckin his wife with another mans dick

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    Whatever turns you on I guess...sounds sick though.

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    That reminds me of that Robot Chicken skit where they had this guy's balls replaced with a killer's and he goes around killing. >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    I thought this thread was going to be about Willie Nelson getting caught with like 4lbs of weed yesterday.
    and shrooms

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    Wait, so he got his penis transplant removed? So does that mean he'll have to be on dialysis for the rest of his life?

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    Surgeons at Guangzhou General Hospital, in China, spent 15 hours attaching a 4in organ taken from a brain-dead 22-year-old man after his parents agreed.
    I'd make their afterlife the most miserable fucking experience they'd ever had. And I'd make it last forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanelol
    That reminds me of that Robot Chicken skit where they had this guy's balls replaced with a killer's and he goes around killing. >_>
    yeah lol, and they paid the guy like 2M for them to get run over with a car and the operation cost 2M... WITH TAX!

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