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    Lion Mutilates 48 Midgets


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    Is this real?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    Is this real?
    =| Are you serious?

    http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/ + look at the url

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    Is this real?

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    Midgets are funny ^_________________^

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    rfofn and fake to boot.

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    It's not real, and it came out in 2005 (I remember a friend of mine printed it out and showed it to us at the lunch table and believed it).

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    Definatly fake.

    And theres no way a lion can take down 48 midgets anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    Definatly fake.

    And theres no way a lion can take down 48 midgets anyway.

    lol'd

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    I heard byakko got pissed at 42 tarus..same incident?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vobent
    I heard byakko got pissed at 42 tarus..same incident?
    Were they chinese?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP
    Quote Originally Posted by Vobent
    I heard byakko got pissed at 42 tarus..same incident?
    Were they chinese?
    I loled!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    Definatly fake.

    And theres no way a lion can take down 48 midgets anyway.
    The midgets were supposed to be unarmed.

    I beg to differ. >.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jyakku
    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    Definatly fake.

    And theres no way a lion can take down 48 midgets anyway.
    The midgets were supposed to be unarmed.

    I beg to differ. >.>
    Its 48 though. Seriously. You can get them to like hold down each leg and go for the eyes etc all at once.

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    [quote=Not Kuno]
    Quote Originally Posted by Jyakku
    Quote Originally Posted by "Not Kuno":0e523
    Definatly fake.

    And theres no way a lion can take down 48 midgets anyway.
    The midgets were supposed to be unarmed.

    I beg to differ. >.>
    Its 48 though. Seriously. You can get them to like hold down each leg and go for the eyes etc all at once.[/quote:0e523]

    its 42!!!

    and yeah 40 people of any size with a little intelligence could easily break legs and it's over from there

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    [quote=Not Kuno]
    Quote Originally Posted by Jyakku
    Quote Originally Posted by "Not Kuno":db47e
    Definatly fake.

    And theres no way a lion can take down 48 midgets anyway.
    The midgets were supposed to be unarmed.

    I beg to differ. >.>
    Its 48 though. Seriously. You can get them to like hold down each leg and go for the eyes etc all at once.[/quote:db47e]

    That's like saying you couldn't beat up 48 5 year olds.

    first of all, you wouldn't get 48 on the lion at once, maybe 15-20 at a given time could actually be within a midgets 1 foot arm length, and midgets don't exactly have a ton of muscle mass. A lion could destroy them without breaking a sweat if they were unarmed.

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    are we really discussing whether or not its possible 42/48 midgets could take down a lion or not lol

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    Yes
    and the Lion would destroy them

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    all the midgets have to do is charge in and drop-kick the lion in the knees repeatedly

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    I would love to see an animated video to see what would win. Kinda like what the discovery channel does with the animal vs. animal.

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