I'm ready to commit physical assault on my fucking suitemate

[Saga]

6:12 AM, he's been solely responsible for keeping me up for the past hour and 12 minutes. Every fucking night he does this. Gets drunk, makes loud fucking noises, blasts th egoddamn TV. I have to wake up for my fucking 8:30 class, something he probably has no fucking experience with. He's a fucking waste of human life, and we're going to have a "talk" this morning. He's fucking doing dishes at 6:00, I walk in there and I tell him to stfu and he just goes "IT'S A FUCKING SINK, MATT, GOD LOL WTF" and I'm like "YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING BE DOING DISHES, DRUNK, AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING YOU PIECE OF SHIT" and he's like "DO YOU WANT SOME DRAMAMINE?! I'LL GIVE YOU SOME DRAMAMINE?!" and im like "NO I DONT NEED FUCKING DRUGS TO GO TO SLEEP, I NEED YOU TO KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN." omg im ready to throw him and his ugly whore/drunk of a girlfriend out of the goddamn room. literally throw them out.


FUCK

[theo]

I feel ya man, things in my place are starting to get pretty irritating too....

Basically theres four of us, two couples. Well I was pretty good friends with the other guy, he's cool, but his girlfriend is a bitch... I'm getting so fucking sick of living with her its just sickening. And of course my girl can't stand her either, so I have to deal with her complaining about it, and that just adds to the frustration.

She's the kind of girl who has all these obnoxious stories that she thinks are fucking hilarious, and she has to tell you at great length. For a while I was pretty good at feigning interest but anymore I'm just so dead to it... oh, and her laugh, oh her laugh... its awful, I swear the neighbors can probably hear it. So damn loud, and it just goes on and on and on....

Moving out in May though... I can't wait.

[Saga]

rofl, yeah I do that with stories sometimes but it's always as a joke. seriously dude let's just fucking /wrists together, im going out of my mind. funny thing is, this kid is on academic probration from last semester and hasnt done dick to try and improve or go to class this semester, so he's not coming back next semester. here's the kicker: he wants to "transfer" to a school back in texas. lol, who the fuck is going to accept him, he dropped 2 classes last semester and is probably failing all his classes this semester. 923ht4gr24ghowr0 i hate hiiiiim.

[Saga]

on the plus side, it's snowing here. >_>

[Devek]

Next time he gets drunk and passes out.. take off all his clothes, and leave your underwear in his bed.

When he wakes up he will be really confused and either :

A) leave
B) never drink again
C) kill you

In case of C, you should carry a gun or something.

[Saga]

he doesn't pass out, he just sits awake all night talking about john steinbeck with his stupid bitch of a g/f.

[Skyylya]

take a couple raw pieces of chicken and stick them under his mattress. If he won't shut up then get back at him in other ways. Fight fire with fire.

I had one suite mate once who was an asshole. I took a length of duct tape and fashioned a rope out of it, and tied one end to his door, and the other end to a door on the other side of the suite so he couldn't get out easily, then took a giant cup and filled it with flat soda and febreeze fluid and leaned it up against his door so when he yanked to open it, it'd flood into his room.

Some people are assholes, when they don't listen to reason, you just have to be the bigger asshole, and hope that you're physically bigger if it does come to phys contact.

[xingoo]

Well, if he's drunk, just knock him out lol. Or just tell them, hey mo'fo's, it's time for you to leave! And as mentioned before, have a gun incase....

[Daahan]

at least you don't have tuna

[Tricen]

Anal kidney punching.

[Norelco]

Make an anonymous call to the RD or RA and pretend to be in the suite next door. Say the kid is making a ruckus and violating quiet hours.

[Saga]

good ideas, thanks guys. i'm like BFF with both RAs on my floor, ill talk to one tonight and let him know what's up, he knows there's been problems before.

[dietvanillapepsi]

he doesn't pass out, he just sits awake all night talking about john steinbeck with his stupid bitch of a g/f.

So on top of all that, he's also a pretentious pseudointellectual.

[6souls]

fill his bed with baby powder and see if he notices. couple of my buddies did this to another friend and the guy took a brick through their window, but there shouldn't be any bricks in your place.

[Epical]

at least you don't have tuna

But, at least I have chicken.

ONE BEEEEEELION YIN POINTS TO WHOEVER GETS THAT.

[6souls]

at least you don't have tuna

But, at least i'm not a chicken

ONE BEEEEEELION YIN POINTS TO WHOEVER GETS THAT.

fixed

[Epical]

Uh, no.

Next.

[6souls]

listen to it carefully. he says "At least i'm not chicken". if you don't then you hear it the other way.

[Epical]

The whole reason he was afk in the first place was to go heat up some fried chicken from the night before. So, when everyone is dead, he appropriately says "At least I have chicken."

[Totien]

6:12 AM, he's been solely responsible for keeping me up for the past hour and 12 minutes. Every fucking night he does this. Gets drunk, makes loud fucking noises, blasts th egoddamn TV. I have to wake up for my fucking 8:30 class, something he probably has no fucking experience with. He's a fucking waste of human life, and we're going to have a "talk" this morning. He's fucking doing dishes at 6:00, I walk in there and I tell him to stfu and he just goes "IT'S A FUCKING SINK, MATT, GOD LOL WTF" and I'm like "YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING BE DOING DISHES, DRUNK, AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING YOU PIECE OF SHIT" and he's like "DO YOU WANT SOME DRAMAMINE?! I'LL GIVE YOU SOME DRAMAMINE?!" and im like "NO I DONT NEED FUCKING DRUGS TO GO TO SLEEP, I NEED YOU TO KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN." omg im ready to throw him and his ugly whore/drunk of a girlfriend out of the goddamn room. literally throw them out.


FUCK

Throw a fork down the drain and turn on the garbage disposal and when he reaches to fish it out.