where the fuck is Enitsu?

[David]

Dude... where are you?

[Daahan]

I keep him locked away in my closet for my own personal entertainment.

[Enitsu]

Starring in a live action remake of James Bond Jr.

[Daahan]

JBJ was white.

[Enitsu]

JBJ was white.

I know. My character dies while the opening music plays.

[Daahan]

I heard they had casting auditions for Hadji on a new Johnny Quest movie they're releasing.

[Sonomaa]

wtf, enitsu lives

[Enitsu]

.. Hadji wasn't hispanic. Wouldn't you have a better shot than me.

I think my best shot for remakes is Pedro from Excel Saga.

[Daahan]

.. Hadji wasn't hispanic. Wouldn't you have a better shot than me.

I think my best shot for remakes is Pedro from Excel Saga.

Oh I know, I was just letting you know I was going to try out.

[Enitsu]

wtf, enitsu lives

My asian investment banker called me out for this special guest appearance. He's also my manager.

[Daahan]

What's it like working for a soul-less being?

[Enitsu]

I don't hate it. He doesn't do much but play Madden all day. Won't invite me over his house either.
It's probably filthy.

[Daahan]

I told the asshole to play Madden with me online but he refuses.

[Elcura]

.. Hadji wasn't hispanic. Wouldn't you have a better shot than me.

I think my best shot for remakes is Pedro from Excel Saga.

Fuck Pedro, it's all about Nabeshin. Even though he's white...he has an afro!

[Alleya]

NABESHIIIIIIN!

Btw enitsu, follow the arrow to see where (some of) your money went:

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[Not Kuno]

I heard from a reliable source enitsu is gay.

[Enitsu]

Is that why you keep going out to dinner with me

[dilbert]

I keep him locked away in my Closet for my own personal entertainment.

Fixed for all you English Teachers

[David]

good to see ya around here bro, what ya been playin lately either from GB

[Daahan]

I keep him locked away in my Closet for my own personal entertainment.

Fixed for all you English Teachers

just making sure people were on their toes.