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  1. #1
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    Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6959209.stm

    "The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

    Wow... just wow... and you all think you have problems at work.

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    lol...monkey..

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "wild monkey sex"

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    I can't believe they have to sit there and take it from those monkeys!!!!! (figuratively speaking of course). Sometimes it's creepy how intelligent animals can be, but it's really a shame that the farmers can't fight back cuz' it's illegal to kill the monkeys.

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    Like most situations, this can be solved with guns.

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    I'm joining the Monkey Squad.

    Who's with me?

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    Quote Originally Posted by BRP
    Like most situations, this can be solved with guns.
    This is the correct reply.

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    Quote Originally Posted by Ichikun
    I'm joining the Monkey Squad.

    Who's with me?
    Will there be Punch and Pie?

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    The monkeys grab their breasts? Hmmm, so those animals aren't so dumb after all!

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    Quote Originally Posted by Guyverarmor
    Quote Originally Posted by Ichikun
    I'm joining the Monkey Squad.

    Who's with me?
    Will there be Punch and Pie?
    No.

    The monkeys took it all.

    ._.

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    The solution is painfully obvious: they need to spank their monkeys.

    (Oh yeah, I went there... never give me an opening for a stupid cheap joke.)

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    Re: Monkey misery for Kenyan women villagers

    Who said anything about killing the monkeys, I'd just break their legs or something so they would die a slow death.

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