Fun Times in a Fraternity House

[Azkarin]

I lived in a fraternity house last year and it was one of the best times I had. But the good came with the bad... We had one toilet that never worked... yet people still decided to use it. Here is what finally got it fixed.

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Anyone else have any good stories?

[Izzy]

ahhahaha not bad

[Skyylya]

Well, I lived in a frat house for one semester and my suite mates were fucking retarded. I thankfully had one of the 2 solo rooms in the 5 room suite but there were many fueds to be had.

One of them would take a shit and leave it then blame it on me (I was not a brother but had one of the best rooms on the first floor, so i incurred much envy and scorn). Pretty much I just tried to keep to myself but after a whole semester of this I had enough.

On the night before I was leaving after the semester there was me and one of the brothers left in the suite, and he happened to be the biggest douche of them all. I planned to leave around 4am since I had a nice 18-22 hour drive ahead of me, so before I left i made a duct tape rope and attached one end of it to his door. It was the kind that swung inward, not out. And i attached the other end to somethign stable/immovable at the other side of the room and made sure it was tight as hell. And this duct tape rope was strong, i had put many layers of duct tape together to make it.

After having that portion of the trap set I got as large of a bucket as I could find, and put in a few liters of flat soda i'd let sit out for a few weeks in preparation so it was nice and sticky and for good measure I dumped some laundry detergent and any other liquid I had left in my room after packing and leaned it against his door, so that when he eventually jerked the door open it would all spill in on him.

I wish I could have stayed to witness the struggle and impending spill but i set my trap and left, and never saw the guy again. I picture in my head a wonderful victory though and hope he was either stuck for hours unable to get out, or broke the tape by yanking on the door and had shit spill into his room and ruin whatever he happened to have on the floor.



Also one time i through a condom on the windshield of the university presidents car after filling it with white soap.

[Tonko]

Totally not the kind of fun I have had experiences with in a Frat house. The kind I experienced involved the phrase, "You better not tell my girlfriend about last night dude."

[Shuemue]

Totally not the kind of fun I have had experiences with in a Frat house. The kind I experienced involved the phrase, "You better not tell my girlfriend about last night dude."

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[EternityEnd]

Totally not the kind of fun I have had experiences with in a Frat house. The kind I experienced involved the phrase, "You better not tell my girlfriend about last night dude."

Go on.

[MisterBob]

Totally not the kind of fun I have had experiences with in a Frat house. The kind I experienced involved the phrase, "You better not tell my girlfriend about last night dude."

Go on.

Hint: Gay sex

[Shuemue]

Tonko is a sexual terrorist.

[EternityEnd]

Totally not the kind of fun I have had experiences with in a Frat house. The kind I experienced involved the phrase, "You better not tell my girlfriend about last night dude."

Go on.

Hint: Gay sex

Obviously. Pretty sure I can read..

[Septimus]

You know, I kind of hesitated when I saw the thread name and nearly didn't click it, I thought to myself, "I wonder if Tonko knows about this." I'm glad that I did.

You know that line from the theme to the Mary Tyler Moore show, "Who can turn the world on with her smile?" The theme from the Tonko Tyler Moore show would be, "Who can turn any thread gay with his presence?"

Good times, good times.