Squirrel Vs. Car!

[Kononeko]

www.nj.com
Flaming squirrel ignites car in Bayonne
by N. Clark Judd
Thursday October 18, 2007, 7:29 PM


It's Rocky the Frying Squirrel!

A kamikaze squirrel fell from the sky and detonated a Bayonne woman's car yesterday, police said today.


Lindsey Millar, 23, and her brother, Tony, 22, were both home Wednesday at about 12:45 p.m. when Lindsey's car suddenly started burning outside their 42nd Street home.

Tony Millar said firefighters told them it was the work of a buck-toothed saboteur that had been gnawing on overhead power lines connected to a transformer directly above the 2006 Toyota Camry.

"The squirrel chewed through the wire, was set on fire, fell down directly to where the car was," Tony Millar said. "The squirrel, on fire, slid into the engine compartment and blew up the car.
"They're always coming around here, chewing through the garbage," he added.

Tony Millar says his sister was fully insured.

"It's something to laugh about once she has a new car," he said. "It's not funny yet."
Police said there were no injuries -- except for the squirrel, that is, which is dead.

The Millars' home is decorated for Halloween, complete with a tiny plastic tombstone on their front lawn. Tony Millar said the family will consider dedicating the tombstone to the squirrel, who was not named.

http://www.nj.com/hudsoncountynow/index ... car_i.html

[Mizango]

Holy Shit!

"The squirrel chewed through the wire, was set on fire, fell down directly to where the car was," Tony Millar said. "The squirrel, on fire, slid into the engine compartment and blew up the car."

ROFL.

[Tricen]

Que: "For the horde!!!"

[Venture]

That's a really good idea for a covert weapon...if you're the CIA.

[Ruby]

"It's something to laugh about once she has a new car," he said. "It's not funny yet."

lmfao.

[Tristam]

This article made my day!!!!! Thank you OP!

[Joran]

Pics or it didn't happen

[Kononeko]

Pics or it didn't happen

I wish that I did, ether that or video, with commentary by "insert sports/dramatic commentator here." My commentators would be John Motson and Ally Macoist.

[Akiyama]

Holy shit. That's so awesome.

[Kaylia]

Bet the squirrel was muslim

[thestalkmore]

Bet the squirrel was muslim

ALLALALALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALLALALALLALALALA LA ALLAH AHKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Mizango]

Bet the squirrel was muslim

Derka Derka?

[Charla]

Bet the squirrel was muslim

Derka Derka?

Beat me to it.

[Gwynplaine]

Couldn't help but be reminded of this.
http://www.seanbaby.com/news/images/bear2.jpg

http://www.seanbaby.com/news/superbear.htm

[Killgannon]

i loled.