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    WTF is up with India and birthing mutants? (NSFW)

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory?id=3824671

    By KASHIF MASOOD Associated Press Writer
    BANGALORE, India Nov 6, 2007 (AP)

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    Doctors began operating Tuesday on a 2-year-old girl born with four arms and four legs in an extensive surgery that they hope will leave the girl with a normal body, a hospital official said.

    The girl named Lakshmi is joined to a "parasitic twin" that stopped developing in the mother's womb. The surviving fetus absorbed the limbs, kidneys and other body parts of the undeveloped fetus.

    A team of 30 doctors was removing the extra limbs and organs. They have separated the
    fused spines and the next step will be to separate the extra limbs and then the rest of the "parasite," said Dr. Sharan Patil, the orthopedic surgeon leading the operation.

    "As of now, the child has been responding very well," Patil said several hours into the operation.

    Lakshmi is named after the four-armed Hindu goddess of wealth, and some in her village in the northern state of Bihar revere her.

    "Everybody considers her a goddess at our village," said her father, Shambhu, who goes by one name. "All this expenditure has happened to make her normal. So far, everything is fine."

    Others sought to make money from Lakshmi. Her parents kept her in hiding after a circus apparently tried to buy the girl, they said.

    The complications for Lakshmi's surgery are myriad: The two spines are merged, she has four kidneys, entangled nerves, two stomach cavities and two chest cavities. She cannot stand up or walk.

    "It's a big team effort of a lot of skilled surgeons who will be putting their heart and soul into solving the problem of Lakshmi," Patil said earlier in the day. "It's going to take many, many hours on a continuous basis to operate on the baby. So, these issues definitely make it complex."

    Patil put the risk of losing Lakshmi between 20 and 25 percent.

    Doctors at Sparsh Hospital in Bangalore, where the girl is undergoing surgery, said she is popular among the staff and patients.

    "She's a very cute girl," Dr. Patil Mamatha said. "She's very playful and gets along well with others."
    Didn't India have the baby born that looked like a half duck, platypus baby hybrid thing a year or so ago? Seriously wtf is with this region and birth defects?

    [Insert shameless Goro or Shiva jokes here]

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Was about to make a joke about people saying she is a god...but then I read the article. wtf


    Those story are kinda sad, feel bad for the kid.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Just... wow.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Wow, I clicked on this thread, saw the picture load and said "WHAT. THE. FUCK." out loud. Seriously, that looks like an octopus.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    I'm surprised nobody's made a handjob joke.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Obviously it's cuz they don't eat hormone injected beef.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Didn't someone post an article here some months ago saying that India had a high Incest rate? That'd explain a little..

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?
    I seriously ask that every time an Indian is born.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Man, I feel bad for her. :/

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Great, I just had to click this thread while I was eating. ><

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Quote Originally Posted by Huggo
    Great, I just had to click this thread while I was eating. ><
    Ditto. AFK hurling.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    could tetrabox with those arms.
    ddr anyone?
    what about a three-legged race, what happens in that
    the possibilities!

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Quote Originally Posted by tornfleshofsoul
    Didn't someone post an article here some months ago saying that India had a high Incest rate? That'd explain a little..
    Pollution would probably explain it better than incest, that and the fact they have 4+ times more birth than in america

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    That'll be one hell of a story to tell later in life, if she survives.

    "Lakshmi, that's a beautiful name"

    "Yeah, my parents named me that because I was born with 4 arms and 4 legs..."

    "....oh."

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Kinda makes me wonder if there really were four-armed people in ancient history that may have been the basis for certain images of gods/goddesses. A bit of a stretch, but you never know.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan
    I'm surprised nobody's made a handjob joke.
    Or Spider Man.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin
    Kinda makes me wonder if there really were four-armed people in ancient history that may have been the basis for certain images of gods/goddesses. A bit of a stretch, but you never know.

    A stretch or not, that is a valid question.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    NSFL tag please.

    Mutants like that like 1 in a 10,000,000. So naturally, India has tons.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Quote Originally Posted by BRP
    NSFL tag please.

    Mutants like that like 1 in a 10,000,000. So naturally, India has tons.
    It's not that bad. No blood, no gore, not even any private parts.

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    Re: WTF is up with India and birthing mutants?

    Quote Originally Posted by Khamsin
    Quote Originally Posted by BRP
    NSFL tag please.

    Mutants like that like 1 in a 10,000,000. So naturally, India has tons.
    It's not that bad. No blood, no gore, not even any private parts.
    It's the only thing that ever made me cringe on BG. Even Kuya's split penis avatar didn't do that.

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