subtle proof that I'm really a powerful wizard but somehow

[guartz]

...I forgot my powers.

I woke up today wondering how awesome and funny it would be if cable went out in my neighborhood.


Lo and behold, it's 10 mins to 6pm and the cable is out. I actually hear a neighbor screaming on the phone now. This is epic lulz.



FEAR ME, FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE!


Anybody else have/had similar premonitions?

[Koyuki]

...I forgot my powers.

I woke up today wondering how awesome and funny it would be if cable went out in my neighborhood.


Lo and behold, it's 10 mins to 6pm and the cable is out. I actually hear a neighbor screaming on the phone now. This is epic lulz.



FEAR ME, FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE!


Anybody else have/had similar premonitions?

I woke up today predicting I would watch much porn and touch myself.


I did indeed touch myself while watching porn.

[guartz]

[Kaisha]

I once mentioned in LS that my dorm hasn't had a fire alarm happen in quite awhile. Guess what happened exactly 5 seconds later....

[Day]

I once mentioned in LS that my dorm hasn't had a fire alarm happen in quite awhile. Guess what happened exactly 5 seconds later....

You watched porn and touched yourself?

[Krye]

I once mentioned in LS that my dorm hasn't had a fire alarm happen in quite awhile. Guess what happened exactly 5 seconds later....

You watched porn and touched yourself?

I was going to guess that his cable went out, but that sounds reasonable too.

[Mizango]

Conspiracy?

[Sirenia]

I'll always be thinking of someone and they'll call me or I'll be talking about someone at work and look who comes walking around the corner....lol.

[guartz]

I'll always be thinking of someone and they'll call me or I'll be talking about someone at work and look who comes walking around the corner....lol.

a guy touching himself while looking for working cable?

[Maguspk]

[Furtwangler]

I complained to my ls that if Amemet doesn't pop next pop I'm going to cry and he popped. ^^b

[Koga]

...I forgot my powers.

I woke up today wondering how awesome and funny it would be if cable went out in my neighborhood.


Lo and behold, it's 10 mins to 6pm and the cable is out. I actually hear a neighbor screaming on the phone now. This is epic lulz.



FEAR ME, FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE!


Anybody else have/had similar premonitions?

my favorite one today........ someone crashed into a Beastbox knocking out half the peds on a node in a part of San Diego and some lady saw the accident and actually had the nerve to tell me that we should move that box...... ITS A FUCKING HUGE GREEN BOX AND IF YOU HIT IT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING.
dumb bitch

[Krye]

my favorite one today........ someone crashed into a Beastbox knocking out half the peds on a node in a part of San Diego and some lady saw the accident and actually had the nerve to tell me that we should move that box...... ITS A FUCKING HUGE GREEN BOX AND IF YOU HIT IT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING.
dumb bitch

You predicted that was going to happen?

[Koga]

my favorite one today........ someone crashed into a Beastbox knocking out half the peds on a node in a part of San Diego and some lady saw the accident and actually had the nerve to tell me that we should move that box...... ITS A FUCKING HUGE GREEN BOX AND IF YOU HIT IT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING.
dumb bitch

You predicted that was going to happen?

its inevitable.. i didnt have to predict it.. i knew it would happen.

[guartz]

my favorite one today........ someone crashed into a Beastbox knocking out half the peds on a node in a part of San Diego and some lady saw the accident and actually had the nerve to tell me that we should move that box...... ITS A FUCKING HUGE GREEN BOX AND IF YOU HIT IT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING.
dumb bitch

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...z/beastbox.jpg

[Heian]

I hope they burn you at the stake.

We're still allowed to do that right?

[Alleya]

One time I hit a juke box and it started playing the song I wanted.

Top that.

[Heian]

One time I hit a juke box and it started playing the song I wanted.

Top that.

One time a hot girl bought me drinks.

Top that.

[TheKobainGuitr]

One time I hit a juke box and it started playing the song I wanted.

Top that.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/686/fonzvl9.jpg

[Heian]

One time I hit a juke box and it started playing the song I wanted.

Top that.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/686/fonzvl9.jpg

EYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I got the joke but seriously no lie, hot girl bought me drinks, what do you think /bg/?

Was it really a dude, was I just that drunk, or was it both!?!