Boll Challenges Bay to Ballista er i mean Boxing Match

[Mulligan]

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/04/25/...o-death-match/

This can't help but remind me of when shitty players challenge another person to ballista because they can't intellectually compete with them. I'm not saying Bay is a smart guy, but this is pretty sad.

[Correction]

I hope they kill each other.

[Melchiah]

Is this for cereal?

[Headspace]

This sounds like something out of a bad movie, that's directed by Uwe Boll.

[Sonomaa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcOYZy1H ... re=related
I like michael bay more after this commercial

[Mulligan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcOYZy1HcLE&feature=related
I like michael bay more after this commercial

I agree. I think michael bay understands why people don't like him and that alot of his stuff is fluff and he doesn't really take himself too seriously, but Boll thinks hes the best thing since sliced bread and cant understand why Bloodrayne and bloodrayne 2 weren't spectacular successes.

[Brill Weave]

I bought In the Name of the King. I watched ten minutes of it and I told my fiancee "This has Uwe Boll's fingerprints all over it." Turn over the back of the dvd case, sure enough another piece of shit by Uwe Boll. How the fuck is that idiot still making movies? Every single movie he makes is complete and total garbage.

[Khamsin]

I bought In the Name of the King. I watched ten minutes of it and I told my fiancee "This has Uwe Boll's fingerprints all over it." Turn over the back of the dvd case, sure enough another piece of shit by Uwe Boll. How the fuck is that idiot still making movies? Every single movie he makes is complete and total garbage.

But... but... it's got Burt Reynolds!

[Brill Weave]

Yeah and Matthew Lillard. Explain this to me. This is just an example of how ridiculous that movie is. You have it set in what I assume to be medieval England. Jason Statham and almost everyone else have the prerequisite English accent. Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Leelee Sobieski all have AMERICAN accents.

Now let's look at the dynamics. Burt Reynolds is the king, with an American accent. His son is Jason Statham with an ENGLISH accent. Johnathan Rhys-Davies has an ENGLISH accent. Yet his daughter Leelee Sobieski has an American accent. Ron Pearlman has an American accent. No just no.

This movie is complete and total shit. Ray Liotta as a wizard who is the main bad guy with an American accent in England. Whatever Uwe Boll. Whatever.

[6souls]

Boll did this before with movie critics and won every fight. he likes to pick on the weak bodied.

[Ivaden]

Yeah and Matthew Lillard. Explain this to me. This is just an example of how ridiculous that movie is. You have it set in what I assume to be medieval England. Jason Statham and almost everyone else have the prerequisite English accent. Ray Liotta, Burt Reynolds, Leelee Sobieski all have AMERICAN accents.

Now let's look at the dynamics. Burt Reynolds is the king, with an American accent. His son is Jason Statham with an ENGLISH accent. Johnathan Rhys-Davies has an ENGLISH accent. Yet his daughter Leelee Sobieski has an American accent. Ron Pearlman has an American accent. No just no.

This movie is complete and total shit. Ray Liotta as a wizard who is the main bad guy with an American accent in England. Whatever Uwe Boll. Whatever.

Yeah, when that first came out in theatres I was excited because I'm a big Statham fan, but when I saw who directed it...

Needless to say, it was a hard decision whether to watch it or not.

[Beckwin]

Boll needs to step up for the Seanbaby fight instead of going after skinny dudes.

[Remyo]

I want to fight uwe boll

[Kuya]

germans, nazis, bad movies, etc, etc

[Brill Weave]

Let me fucking fight him! He ruined a movie with Turkish in it! That's a crime against humanity.

[Kuya]

Boll needs to step up for the Seanbaby fight instead of going after skinny dudes.

hitler, jews, bad movies, etc

[Beckwin]

what if Boll remade Schindler's List?

[Melchiah]

Shut your goddamned mouth before you cause it to happen.

[Correction]

Boll isn't the one with a record of pointless, bad remakes. That's Gus Van Sant.

[Beckwin]

ok Boll could make a Wolfenstein movie