Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant AGAIN

[Lbelle]

According to the National Enquirer (so this could definitely be fake) Jamie Lynn Spears a.k.a. Britney Spears' little sister is pregnant again, 3 months after giving birth. She is 17 years old.


http://www.nationalenquirer.com/enqu...elebrity/65548

"Jamie’s desperate to keep the shock­ing news secret and some people close to her are urging Jamie Lynn to consider ending the pregnancy, sources say.

“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”

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“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source"

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I know there are so many other much more important things in the world than a stupid 17-year-old getting knocked up twice, but I thought some of you might enjoy this and at least get a laugh out of it.

[Day]

PUT THE DICK DOWN

[Elvis]

OOPS SHE DID IT AGAIN

[The Stig]

She needs to die.

[0ni0n]

Great parenting there. Perhaps her mom will write another book to milk this one.

[Plow]

"Jamie’s desperate to keep the shock­ing news secret and some people close to her are urging Jamie Lynn to consider ending the pregnancy, sources say.

“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”

Sounds like they're just trying to set up a "zomg Jamie Lynn's secret abortion" story.

[Ksandra]

I bet it's fake based on her mom. I was watching the news awhile back about how Lynne was "furious with the country" because people aren't ragging on Palin's prego daughter the same way people rag on Jaime Lynne. It was rather stupid and funny.

I guess she just can't have other prego teens overtaking the spotlight on her daughters.

[Tyche]

8 weeks pregnant 3 months after giving birth, putting conception four weeks after birth. NO SEX FOR SIX WEEKS AFTER BIRTH YOU IDIOT!

[Katlan]

I call BS, but...

OOPS SHE DID IT AGAIN

lol

[Senoska]

This is why we need sex ed.

[Akiyama]

dotdotdot

[Sqwunk]

8 weeks pregnant 3 months after giving birth, putting conception four weeks after birth. NO SEX FOR SIX WEEKS AFTER BIRTH YOU IDIOT!

Yeah doesn't the area down there sometimes get kind of torn up? I know sometimes they have to cut open the taint to make the baby fit. Regardless I can't see how after having something come out of your vag would make you want to almost immediately have another baby. And regardless, birthcontrol, use it, sheesh.

I'm going to guess that it's a fake story though.

[Woozie]

Hmm, my sister was born the same month as me, but in the next year, so now that I think about it, I guess my mom did the same thing.

[Akiyama]

Hmm, my sister was born the same month as me, but in the next year, so now that I think about it, I guess my mom did the same thing.

Whore.

No, I kid.

[Acturus]

This is why we need mandatory castration absolved only by an IQ test.

fify

[Tyche]

Yeah doesn't the area down there sometimes get kind of torn up? I know sometimes they have to cut open the taint to make the baby fit. Regardless I can't see how after having something come out of your vag would make you want to almost immediately have another baby. And regardless, birthcontrol, use it, sheesh.

I'm going to guess that it's a fake story though.

Without getting to in depth for obvious reasons, the answer is yes. My wife had to get 2 stitches.

[Plow]

8 weeks pregnant 3 months after giving birth, putting conception four weeks after birth. NO SEX FOR SIX WEEKS AFTER BIRTH YOU IDIOT!

I'm pretty sure this is only if they have to cut... down there...


Which is extremely common, but it's completely possible not to have to deal with that part.

[baralai80]

http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/08/jamie-lynn-not-pregnant/

Fake. would've been interesting if it were true tho

[0ni0n]

I'm pretty sure this is only if they have to cut... down there...


Which is extremely common, but it's completely possible not to have to deal with that part.

Jeez, I don't think I can bear the sight of my wife giving birth. I would definitely hold her hand while averting my vision though. also, one thing i do know is that a lot of women crap themselves during birth, so brace yourselves guys.

[Plow]

Jeez, I don't think I can bear the sight of my wife giving birth. I would definitely hold her hand while averting my vision though. also, one thing i do know is that a lot of women crap themselves during birth, so brace yourselves guys.

I made a terrible mistake once, I decided I wanted to see how/what exactly they were cutting.


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me