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  1. 2009-01-29 13:05 #1
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    Holladaddy

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    http://holladaddy.com/

    Preface:

    There is a huge population of people trying to make themselves look like gangsters and thugs while talking in fabricated words and taking shirtless pictures of themselves in their bathrooms with camera phones. Fat 19-year-old's with half a dozen children that they dress up like dolls keep trying to talk to me as if I think they are human beings. I've decided to go undercover and infiltrate their community by acting as one of their own. Here are the results of my experiment...

    My assumed identities:

    The profiles I created were copied word for word from existing ones maintained by real "people".

    Identity #1:

    Name:
    "HollaDaddy"

    Age:
    19

    Myspace profile:
    http://www.myspace.com/HollaDaddy69

    Representative photo:
    http://holladaddy.com/holladaddy.jpg
  2. 2009-01-29 13:13 #2
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    Charismatic is going to be pissed that you leaked his photos. Htownz finest in da heezy 4 sho.
  3. 2009-01-29 13:15 #3
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    Looks a little bit like Woozie and Will Smith
  4. 2009-01-29 13:17 #4
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    Do me a solid? If you really want to make it authentic, switch out that Red Sox hat for either a Yankee hat with the skyline on it/Pirates hat/Old school Houston Astros Hat. Then get a gold or two and wear one of those "Stop Snitchin'" shirts. Not sure about the Holladaddy name. Go with something like "Quills".

    Edit: Make a profile on niggaspace.com
  5. 2009-01-29 13:19 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrW View Post
    Do me a solid? If you really want to make it authentic, switch out that Red Sox hat for either a Yankee hat with the skyline on it/Pirates hat/Old school Houston Astros Hat. Then get a gold or two and wear one of those "Stop Snitchin'" shirts. Not sure about the Holladaddy name. Go with something like "Quills".

    Edit: Make a profile on niggaspace.com

    ^ This man knows his shit.
  6. 2009-01-29 13:21 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    Looks a little bit like Woozie and Will Smith
    Don't forget Deejay, Mizango and Ryko.
  7. 2009-01-29 13:24 #7
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    Oh man rofl
  8. 2009-01-29 13:29 #8
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    I actually didn't find the OP at all amusing though
  9. 2009-01-29 13:29 #9
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    There are some hilarious convos he has. Its like the reading equivalent of prank calls made with soundboards.
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    I was expecting something pretty stupid, but I have to admit some of the convos are pretty funny
  11. 2009-01-29 13:34 #11
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    Yeah, randomly posting that you'd like to abuse people's children is fucking hilarious, right?
  12. 2009-01-29 13:35 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuemue View Post
    Yeah, randomly posting that you'd like to abuse people's children is fucking hilarious, right?

    yes
  13. 2009-01-29 13:37 #13
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    You'll grow up one day
  14. 2009-01-29 13:37 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuemue View Post
    Yeah, randomly posting that you'd like to abuse people's children is fucking hilarious, right?
    Pretty much...
  15. 2009-01-29 13:44 #15
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    Damn, Shue woke up in the wrong side of the bed this morning.

    him: I want to kiss your baby cousin.

    her: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

    him: I have syphilis.

    Thats funny, come on.
  16. 2009-01-29 14:08 #16
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    Cell phone Pics make me LOL. I fix cell phones, and people leave their Pics on their phones when they turn them in. I get the phones and look at those pics all day. I'd say 15 out of 50 phones have porn, and mostly amateur porn.
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    theres some funny shit in there lol
  18. 2009-01-29 14:27 #18
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    AYO GURL??? SND ME SUM PIX UV UR DANGERZONE!?

    LMAO oh man, out of control...
  19. 2009-01-29 14:32 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Charismatic is going to be pissed that you leaked his photos. Htownz finest in da heezy 4 sho.
    shit, I been found out.
  20. 2009-01-29 16:21 #20
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    This is the greatest thing ever.

    Ever.

    Ever ever, ever ever ever, ever.
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