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    Officials have already met with leaders of Japan's $5.5 billion adult entertainment industry in an attempt to develop regulations that conform to some small standard of basic human decency. Attending the talks were the heads of several major studios, including WoundSexerCo, Maid Molest Universal, Innocent Schoolgirl Despoil Youngest Daughter Lips Plunder Incest Distribution, and Sunrise-Rape-Rape-Nihon.
    How do the names of these companies become legal? lol

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    coz...... it's Japan.
    Another delicious quote

    "We honestly had no idea people did not enjoy this stuff," said Cultural Affairs Minister Kazuhiro Nakai, expressing regret for the thousands of hours of bondage porn, rape porn, utensil-rape porn, food-rape porn, frozen-food-rape porn, vomit-enema porn, elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn, and the kind of a porn in which a nubile youth is kidnapped, stripped, tied down in a wading pool and raped. "We are deeply ashamed for whatever it is about these films that has made people around the world vomit so vigorously. Please know that the content was only intended to entertain and arouse."

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    Serious.

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    satirical website D: ?

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    Fucking shit lol... Please tell me they know? How do they not know? Maybe Vandole can shed some light on his Macbook wheel.

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    The Onion is a fake news website. That's right, they did it for the lulz...

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    Yea but I'm tempted to believe lol coz Japan have some really crazy shit there

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    Ahahaha, this is why I love it so much.

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    Bukkake is quite awesome (not too into rape stuff lol, it's too funny), although I didn't truely understand or see how one woman was able to dip her food (sushi and other stuff), (surrounded by around 50-100 guys? I dunno, I don't count... haha) into a bowl of semen + soy sauce and whatever else and eat it. I wasn't sick, just felt slightly uncomfortable at the thought...

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    i lol'd at frozen-food-rape porn

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    The Onion = completely fake just for laughs. Enjoy your self pwn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brien View Post
    Fucking time vampire....

    God that shit makes me laugh so hard. Anybody know here I can find the little short blurbs on real news articles that they have on there?

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    Mother fucking time vampire lol.

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    Japan porn videos are awesome, I dunno what they are talking about!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gulkeeva View Post
    Japan porn videos are awesome, I dunno what they are talking about!
    I thought you'd seen enough of it by now to not make that broad assessment about .jp porn Gulk. Some of that shit is vile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    I thought you'd seen enough of it by now to not make that broad assessment about .jp porn Gulk. Some of that shit is vile.
    I... got used to being able to see anything at the click of a button, you know? Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each other's mouths you can't exactly go back to Playboy!

    /end southpark quote

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gulkeeva View Post
    Japan porn videos are awesome, I dunno what they are talking about!
    word. let a guy get a boner with whatever vids he wants!

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    Sunrise-rape-rape WHY DONT I PLAY ANY GAMES WHERE I COULD NAME A GUILD ANYMORE

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