Where's Abandon?

[Trichocyst]

I got a message from blackness today and he specifically wanted you all to know. He says his six month deployment is taking him from Florida to Amsterdam, Spain, France, Portugal, and Albania. He'll be dropping anchor in white bitches all over Europe.

[Shojin]

And he was worried that he wouldn't make it back? Motherfucker acting like he was going to war, when he's just going on a world wise cruise.

[Chun Liroy]

And he was worried that he wouldn't make it back? Motherfucker acting like he was going to war, when he's just going on a world wise cruise.

Idk he is going to Amsterdam, get within 10' of the Red Light district and you're liable to die from 10 different STDs simultaneously.

[Ragnell]

Domon is gonna get jealous if he hits on karateX

[Kiarax]

I do not want to take Abandon's girth.

[Kiarax]

And none of those places are the UK why would he even

[Abandon]

Actually, I'm hitting GB twice, as well as Sweden, Turkey, and possibly Israel, Greece and Italy. Bitches.

[Kiarax]

Watch your ass in Turkey. Everyone there is gay/bi.

[Abandon]

Not an issue, I'm going to buy cheap persian rugs and sell them when i get back.

[Kiarax]

When we were last in Turkey, this one Turkish dude who we have been friends with for many years came to our rented apartment to smoke. When he walked through the sitting room he went through great efforts to avoid stepping on the rug on the floor, it was extremely strange.

[Kiarax]

I am not sure why I am telling you this.

[Trichocyst]

Not an issue, I love the cock.

FTFY.

[Abandon]

goddamn you casey

[Abandon]

^

[Odon]

Abandon. a Navy recruiter once told me that more or less every ship has internet for the sailors to use freely, is this bullshit?

[Abandon]

in port, probably true. out to sea, i'll find out. lol

[Odon]

A friend and I saw a recruiter over last summer, I wasn't cleared for enlistment because I take a sleep aid and they told me I would have to have a year documented off of it to enlist. Which is pretty fucking lame. When do you ship out?

[Tythera]

Even if there is internet it's borderline unusable if other services' satellite connections are any indication

[Abandon]

A friend and I saw a recruiter over last summer, I wasn't cleared for enlistment because I take a sleep aid and they told me I would have to have a year documented off of it to enlist. Which is pretty fucking lame. When do you ship out?

Deploy? Next Friday.

[Chun Liroy]

[unfunny]title reminded me of "where in the world is carmen san diego?" cept lights out edition [/unfunny]